Porn fans in shock after Waissel granny xxx-factor revelations

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Wednesday, 24 November 2010

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"I don't think I'll ever get it up again!", "First goatse.cx and now this!" and "My eyes! My eyes!" are just some of the anguished comments made by porn fans after witnessing photos of, not Katie Waissel, but her 81-year-old Grandma.

One porn fan who we will describe simply as Todd Smith (of 21 Winchester Road, Godawful, Hants) to protect is identity, described what happened.

"When a friend of mine sent me an email with the subject line - X-rated Waisel Photos inside!!! I thought, way-hey! some red hot photos of X-Factor starlet Katie W with her lips around some guy's veiny penis. however, little did I realise the horror that was about to fill my browser window. They were photos of her Grandma for crying out loud!I saw some pretty sick shit in 'Nam but those images will stay with me for the rest of my life. I mean there should be a law against that sort of thing or something."

Other porn fans have described the crushing disappointment of finding out that Katie would not be stripping off and getting jiggy with it after all. porn fan Dan Fapper said: "This is really disappointing, after Katie gets booted off the X-Factor, it's really her duty to the porn using community to release a sex-tape. Nothing else will do."

However, after the story, bookmakers Paddy Hill upped the odds of Katy to release a sex-tape. She now lies in third place, just behind fellow contestant Wagner and Quack Food Guru Gillian Mckeith.

For her next outing on the X-Factor, Katy will be singing the St-Winnifred's classic, "there's no one quite like Grandma."

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