Opus Dei 'thrilled' at success of Al Qaeda shopfront
Vatican Shitty - (God's Wanker Mess): The sinister self-flagellating cult's recent review of its Asian flag of convenience has been a runaway success. With over 90% of members of the public having swallowed its Al Qaeda rebranding the covert satan...
Read full storyEarthquake Hits Airdrie
Following news here that the English town of Basildon is to be used as a nuclear testing site, the Scottish town of Airdrie also became the victim of mass destruction and damage when an earthquake struck it today. Measuring 1.2 on the Teuchter Sca...
Read full storyDead WMD inspector Dr David Kelly's death gag 'to protect Prince Philip'
London - (Illuminati Mess): Was he really Prince Philip's smack addict bastard son? And is that why his mysterious 'suicide' death has now been covered up until at least 2080? This weekend Metropolitan Police sources are hopping mad at Lord Hutton...
Read full storySaudi girl is punished for attempted murder
A girl in Saudi Arabia will receive over 36 lashes for an attempted murder on her female teacher. The religious courts also felt it was necessary to place the girl two months in prison. The story took place in a female only school. The female teac...
Read full storyPorno Movies Now Available For Your Dog
Pet Perfect Products Inc., Tells consumers that movies are available made especially to keep dogs occupied while you are away. "Dogs at Play" is about groups of dogs barking and running and playing and chasing a ball. Advertising says "Your do...
Read full storyAl Qaeda planning 'dumb blond granny' suicide bomber
London - (Carpet Burns Night): The really moronic-looking geriatric western dumb blond female suicide bomber - modelled on JK Rowling's looks - could be on her way to blow up Tescos on the Isle of Dogs police have said. New intelligence from the...
Read full storyHawaii Mandate OK's Same Sex Marriage: Adds More Confusion to Obama Birth Origin!
The recent approval by Hawaiian legislators clearing the way for same sex marriages, also removed the last obstacle keeping government officials from releasing a true copy of President Barry Obama's birth certificate. President Obama, sensitive to...
Read full storyO'Bomba Calls Up Team from 2008 Campaign; Leaves TheSpoof.com with Few Spooftsters
A Reeling President O'Bomba is said to be reconstructing the Spoof Spin Team that duped a Nation with promises of "change" and posted him a victory in the 2008 cavalcade to the White House. Broken Promises and Mid term elections heading south in dro...
Read full storyMiami's Hamburger House To Sell Beer - L.A.'s Pizza Haven Counters By Selling Pot
MIAMI - Well it looks like the Burger vs. Pizza Wars are once again fixing to get heated up. Burger House, a hamburger franchise which is based in Waterloo, Iowa, has just announced that they have worked out a deal with The Rocky Mountain Brewski...
Read full storyThe Pope has a sense of humor
Rome, Italy - People premise that the Pope has no sense of humor. "Not true" say the close friends and advocates of the Pope. "His Holiness reads the funny stories written about him in TheSpoof.com every morning, during breakfast", relates the...
Read full storyLocal Dad Wins Baby Fantasy League for Fourth Straight Year
In a stunning upset, David McIntire won his neighborhood fantasy fatherhood league for an unprecedented fourth straight year when his backup infant, three-month-old Michaela Reed, tracked an object with her eyes, showed clear signs of separation anxi...
Read full storyAn interview with a socialist
Today I spoke to Vladimir Lennon, who runs a rather unusual company in Manchester. Me: So tell me, Mr Lennon, what is so unusual about your company? VL: Well, we are the first democratically run company in the UK, along the principles of socialism. We don't have bosses, we all take part in making decisions. Me: How many people are there in your company? And how does the decision making wo...
Read full storyAndy Dick Proves Once Again He Is Nothing But His Last Name
HUNTINGTON, West Virginia - Comedian, and I use the word loosely, Andy Dick, has once again been arrested. This time the twit was arrested at The Rumsfeld Rum Rumor Comedy Club for allegedly fondling the bartender, the club's bouncer, and himself.
Read full storySocialists strike continues
The Socialist Party of Great Britain has ordered its members to go on strike, in order to protest about the fact that they received only 500 votes in the last general election. Their spokesman, Mr Waaaank, spoke exclusively to me today (they don't...
Read full storyNew Research: The Emperor Wore Clothes...But Had a Tiny Penis
The cherished children's story "The Emperor's New Clothes" is a short tale by Hans Christian Andersen about an emperor who cares for nothing but his finery. He hires two weavers who promise to fashion him a splendid suit made from a fabric invisible...
Read full storyChef serves dish that is sweet but not savory
Chef David Bundschak shocked the culinary world yesterday when he served a dish that was sweet, but according to the judges he was facing "had absolutely no savory elements at all." While appearing on a Bravo Network competition show called "...
Read full storyFrozen Dog Turds Threaten To Ruin Spring
Moscow's harsh winter weather usually gives way to a pleasant spring, with birds singing, children playing and the trees full of blossom. However, there is a danger lurking amongst the snow and ice. It is a danger which will potentially ruin spring f...
Read full storySex Addiction Is NOT An Illness Says Expert
Sex addiction is no more an illness than an occasional craving for chocolate, according to globally respected Trick Cyclist Borge De Grootgroot. The controversial claim is likely to upset many people, particularly the likes of Tiger Woods, Bruce...
Read full storyCheney Sets New Waterboarding Record
In order to dispel the notion that enhanced interrogation methods like waterboarding are torture, former Vice President Dick Cheney recently subjected himself to this interrogation technique and, in the process, set a new world record. The old record...
Read full storyTiger Woods, Elin Working Out Marriage?
The latest from the Tiger Woods saga is that, even if Elin is no longer wearing her wedding ring, things are not completely over yet. No one has filed for a divorce. After more than a dozen women have came forward and admitted to affairs with T...
Read full storyAnimal Rights Activists React to New Business Employing Mongeese to Eradicate Snakes & Moles!
ongoose Mania has hit this arrogantly shabby, but serpent and mole challenged South Carolina resort community with a new pest removal service. Snake B Gone, a cutting edge new company with a bite, was recently named most innovative new customer...
Read full storyUK Terror Threat Level Raised To 'Severe'
We decided that, as we had nothing better to do on a slow Saturday afternoon, we would investigate exactly what an elevated terror threat level meant to the man on the street. Or woman on the street. As our reporters hit the streets, general fe...
Read full storyUK Pandering To US About Nonsensical Terror Threat Level Raised To 'A Bit Higher' To Get On American News
The UK's press pandering to the US and talking about ridiculous terror threat levels' levels today went up to 'a bit higher', so that children's television programmes like CNN and ABC could get all their viewers hiding behind their chairs when the ne...
Read full storyComputer Illiterate Man Buys IPhone, Finds Himself on Internet Bathroom Live Cam
A mature man, mature in age and life experiences, but yet infantile in his appreciation and understanding of the computer technology age, was greatly embarrassed today to find his images topping 2m hits on a bathroom live cam after he purchased an IP...
Read full storyBiblical Quote on rifles to stop Afghanistan War
A biblical quote is to be put on the rifles of British and American soldiers to try and put an end to the pointless deaths. All rifles will now have the words THOU SHALL NOT KILL written on the gun so will it work. Will it hell two thousand years...
Read full storyGovernator position up for grabs; what's the 'buy it now' price?
(Sacramento-CA) Former Ebay CEO Meg Whitman leads in the race for the Republican primary slot to run for California governor, a recent poll showed. Whitman used the wealth she amassed during her time as Ebay's CEO to finance her bid to succeed Go...
Read full storyJohn Edwards Goes Haiti
(Port-au-Prince-Haiti) Former Presidential candidate and husband of the year John Edwards went to the earthquake shattered country of Haiti with a group of 25 people, including doctors, to "help in whatever we can", which was the statement released b...
Read full storyTiger Woods Sex Addict
(Hattiesburg-MS) The John Edwards of the PGA tour, Tiger Woods, has reportedly entered the Pine Grove Behavioral Health And Addiction Clinic, which specializes in sexual addiction. Woods is reported to have had as many as 18 mistresses. According...
Read full storyHealth care reform DOA
(Washington, D.C.) The upset election of Republican Scott Brown to fill the Senate seat of the late Ted Kennedy has left Senate Democrats and the Obama White House scrambling to rescue health care reform. White House Spokesmen Robert "Bob" Gibbs...
Read full storyGary Neville, gains Nobel Peace Prize!
Gary Neville 35, is to receive the Nobel Peace prize, for services to sport and peaceful protest. Others who have received such award, Ghandi, Obama even Al Gore. Neville's performance at the Eastlands Stadium earlier in January, gave Peace Prize...
Read full storyThe Secret Of The 'Rwanda Effect' Sought By Fox News
Fox News in its never ending search for more fuel to stoke its listener's fires have hired a crack team of psychologists, sociologists, media gurus and general psychopaths to help them find and exploit the 'Rwanda Effect'. The Rwanda Effect is the na...
Read full storyJohn Edwards Goes To Haiti: Haitian Government Warns Him Not To Get Anyone Pregnant
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - Senator John Edwards, hot off of his admittance that he is in fact little Quinn's biological father, has arrived in Haiti's capital city to help in fund-raising proceedings. Raul P. Escritor, a representative for the Haitia...
Read full storyMila Kunis Says She'll Wed Macaulay Culkin On Valentine's Day
SANTA MONICA - The former star of That 70's Show, Mila Kunis informed her manicurist that she will become Mrs. Macaulay Culkin, on February 14, 2010. The 26-year-old Kunis, which rhymes with 'Boonies,' said that she has decided that it is time for...
Read full storyTaylor Lautner and Taylor Swift To Star In The Movie "Pants On The Ground"
HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Lautner has just announced that he and his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift have both signed to star in the new Pollenzo Pamparatti film, Pants On The Ground. The Sand Castle Motion Picture Company film is loosely based on the life of...
Read full storyMeghan McCain Proclaims Men Prefer A Plastic Rack To A Real Rack
YUMA, Arizona - Meghan McCain speaking to the annual convention of The Young Republican Teens of America (13-15) stated that there are two things that she has recently observed about men. The first is that men can be watching four different footba...
Read full storyIris Robinson, Tiger Woods, and John Edwards: Birds of a Feather
Ever since revelations about Iris Robinson's liaisons with well-hung boys, she has been virtually invisible...until now. The former MP, MLA and councilor of Northern Ireland has been discovered by paparazzi enrolled in the infamously posh sexual add...
Read full storyBasildon to be Nuclear Test Site
In an effort to shore up its ailing finances and to re-develop the area Basildon has outlined plans to turn the town into a nuclear test site. Large parts of the district have been deemed sites of unimportant interest thus enabling them to be used...
Read full storyThe Picasso: Brutal Body Art Technique Gains Popularity in Prisons
CHINO, Calif. -- It's difficult to trace the origins of tattoos and similar body art -- which Western societies often regard as a form of mutilation -- primarily because tattoos transcend culture and geography. Tattooing has been a practice since the...
Read full storyHollywood Headliners Heading for Heartbreak!
Hollywood Ca and across the World - comes news of Brad and his BFNF (Best Friend Not Forever) may be splitting up ! Tabloids are all atwitter with reports of a bitter breakup that might be the end of what was a beautiful beginning for the couple. There is one lovely lady who may be holding back the urge to say to Brad, "I told you so". Another saying comes to mind, "What goes around com...
Read full storyRumours abound that Apple to announce launch of new product "iDouche"
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA: Apple is planning a major media event at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts in San Francisco on Tuesday Jan. 26, 2010, to announce the launch of a major product. Speculation is rife in media outlets as to the nature of...
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