Tiger Woods, Elin Working Out Marriage?

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Saturday, 23 January 2010

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The latest from the Tiger Woods saga is that, even if Elin is no longer wearing her wedding ring, things are not completely over yet.

No one has filed for a divorce.

After more than a dozen women have came forward and admitted to affairs with Tiger, everyone thought it was all over between the two.

Not so, say friends of both. A source has told UP2 that Tiger has agreed to do anything to keep his marriage together and keep his children. He's even admitted himself to a sex addiction clinic in Mississippi.

"Tiger really really wants to keep them together but sex addiction is just like alcohol addiction and it takes time."

In a short interview, Tiger told reporters, including UP2's ass reporter, Dan Hilliard, "I'm determined to get through this and have my family back. Wow! Look at the butt on that orderly!"

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