Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 23 January 2010

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A biblical quote is to be put on the rifles of British and American soldiers to try and put an end to the pointless deaths.

All rifles will now have the words THOU SHALL NOT KILL written on the gun so will it work. Will it hell two thousand years after a man was nailed to a cross the evidence is overwhelming
that followers of the bible have done nothing but kill kill kill.

Billions of people have died in pointless wars and 99% of these deaths were committed by those that are religious and its going to continue for the time being.

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Topics: Afghanistan, Guns, Bible

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