Party leaders challenged to mass debate on live TV
The Leaders of the big three political parties have been challenged to a series of live televised mass debates by the UK news media. The BBC News, ITN and BeSkyBiscuits interrupted programmes every thirty seconds with the challenge. BBC News N...
Read full storyArea 51 Volunteers Aim To Recreate Alien Craft!
It may have taken an alien race aeons to do the original job, but next month a team of Area 51 volunteers will begin a challenge to rebuild a replica of a crashed alien craft in 21 days. The 50m-long vessel, to be hewn from a single chunk of high...
Read full storySarah Palin: Letterman Extortionist To Be Commended!
(Wasilla-AK) Sarah Palin is calling "48 Hours" producer Robert Joe Halderman", who three weeks ago attempted to extort two million dollars from "Late Show with David Letterman" host David Letterman over his sexual affairs with several female show sta...
Read full storyShockwaves reverberate around the footballing world as Crewe sack their manager
Millions of people spontaneously gathered in streets and parks across the world in disbelief today, after it was announced that the mighty Crewe Alexandria had sacked their manager, Viking Ssorenssonnson. Some were clearly in a state of shock, man...
Read full storyEngland rewards its greatest hero with castration
Alan Turing was the greatest computer scientist ever born in Britain. He laid the foundations of computing, helped break the Nazi Enigma code and told us how to tell whether a machine could think. He was prosecuted as a homosexual, chemically cas...
Read full storyBarry George Bush fury at Vanessa George Bush slur
London - (Bonkers): The man who didn't murder TV presenter Jill Dando has hit out. A corpulent perv slag from Plymouth with the same surname has left Barry George fuming. George reckons his hard won freedom of the 2008 Appeal Court ruling has b...
Read full storyDouble Fanny Flash Disaster For TV Dance Show Judges
Embarrassment on a monumental level descended on producers and judges alike of UK TV dance contest 'Dancing On Ice In Too Much Make-Up Without Knickers' when contestant Fanny Dripping fell over at the end of her sequence and exposed what has been des...
Read full storyDavid Letterman To Appear On The Jay Leno Show
NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for The Jay Leno Show has just confirmed that talk show host David Letterman will be appearing on his new show. Leno, who is known for his boxing glove sized chin, said that Letterman called him and said that he want...
Read full storyValidator of the World found - Not God!
The person who has been validating everything out there in your life has finally been found, and it's not God, as everyone expected. It's that person on your Facebook page you always check out not because you are truly friends with them or really...
Read full storyMexico Votes To Make Spanish The Country's Official Language
MEXICO CITY - The Mexican Senate has voted to make Spanish the country's official language. The vote 31 to 23 was much closer than many political pundits and experts had expected. Senator Prospero Espalda of the Mexican state of Oaxaca stated that...
Read full storyGerman tabloid "Die Bild Zeitung" predicts the end of the world!
In a front page headline shocker article, German tabloid newspaper "Die Bild Zeitung" has proudly announced Doomsday is upon us, the end of the world is nigh and the Germans are always right, Sieg Heil! This "angst" making headline was in today's...
Read full storyMagazine to name Person Of The Year: The American Asshole
In an announcement that will is sure to rock the citizenry of the United states and astound, if not surprise, the rest of the world, Tempus Magazine is set to announce the 2009 Person of the Year: The American Asshole. Sources within the magazine...
Read full storyBeatles Pedophile Songs Banned by RIAA
Several early Beatles hits have been banned from the airwaves, download music sources and music store shelfs for promoting sex with underage girls, according to a press release from the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA). Among the B...
Read full storyOh no - Michael J Fox again!
Los Angeles, Friday. Star of television and cinema, Michael J fox, says he is planning to burrow through an elephant in order to raise funds for Parkinson's Disease research, a condition he has suffered from for some time. This is not the first...
Read full storyNelson Knocked Off His Column By Myopic Yank - Londoners Horrified
Trafalgar Square, London, just before tea time - Hundreds of shocked Londoners looked on in horror today as a pink Cadillac (but not a gay pink Cadillac) somehow surfaced in Trafalgar Square, seemingly lost, and looking for a way out. As a man got...
Read full storyProcreation License for Spoof Writers!
Goverments around the world are trying to bring in secret new laws to prevent anyone who writes for The Spoof from procreating. From politicians to celebrities from family members and friends even wives and girlfreinds think that the juvenile and...
Read full storyEverton's Tim Cahill Does His Bit For Tsunami Victims
Everton midfielder Tim Cahill has dedicated his winning goal in the Europa League game against BATE Borisov this week to the victims of Tuesday's Pacific tsunami. In a lunatic moment, the Australian international mimed rowing a canoe after scoring...
Read full storyBonkettes More Popular Than Jesus Claims Singer BJ Swallow
New York City - On the opening leg of their world stadium tour, the Bonkettes wowed 60,000 cynical New Yorkers as they played Shea Stadium. Hysteria ruled as the planet's favourite girl band ploughed through their raunchy set and the stage was pel...
Read full storySqualid EU treaty bombs as Ireland says No!
Dublin - (Blarneybollox): The EU treaty is a dead duck following Irish voters' revulsion of squalid whorsetrading that would have made Head of IRA Army Council Tony Blair president of the Union. This is the second time Ireland has been subjected t...
Read full storyNew taxes could swing it for New Labour
The worst kept secret in the world was finally unveiled this week at the New Labour Party Conference in Brighton. New Labour is f*ck*d! However, bold new plans to get the national economy rolling again were revealed which a party spokesman said...
Read full storyJaycee Lee Dugard Abductor Phillip Garrido - Vatican Breaks Silence
Deadline, Vatican City, Rome, Italy. Following claims from nutjob Phillip Garrido, the kidnapper of Jaycee Lee Dugard, that he kept God in a box, and held regular conversations with the Divine One, the Vatican, which until now has been reluctant t...
Read full storyHealth claims dismissed - worms not good for you after all
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - General health claims for "earthworm" apples and meats have been dismissed by a team of experts from the European Union. Their 'opinions', based on corporate profit sheets, will now be voted on by an EU Committee which is dra...
Read full storyCultural Fermentation
"Jones and his men suddenly found themselves being butted and kicked from all sides… They had never seen animals behave like this before, and this sudden uprising of creatures …frightened them almost out of their wits…A minute later all five of them were in full fight…with the animals pursuing them in triumph.", Animal Farm, by George Orwell. Years in years out, "There was a deadly silence. Ama...
Read full storySir Cliff got face lifts for New Year hereditary peerage
Singer, Sir Cliff Richard, 89, has agreed to a request from Buckingham Palace to admit that he has had several face lifts in exchange for a hereditary peerage in the Queen's New Year Honors List. He has even promised to admit to botox and abrasive...
Read full storyTeddy Sheringham: "The rumours are not true"
Former England footballer Teddy Sheringham has told journalists that the loathsome rumours currently circulating about him are emphatically not true. He has completely dismissed any claims that he is intending to come out of retirement to play for B...
Read full storyDavid Letterman Blackmail Sex Exclusive
US chat show host David Letterman has confessed during a recording of his show that he has enjoyed sexual relations with members of his staff, including black males. "I have had sex with men who work for me on this show," he told an audience in Ne...
Read full storyNancy Garrido testimony link to Polanski arrest?
Antioch - (Rotters): Was a plea bargain offer by Nancy 'Reagan' Garrido's lawyers behind the fancy footwork that nabbed Roman Polanski in Switzerland last week? Who knows. LA County DA Steve Cooley is saying nothing. However a number of Polansk...
Read full storySwine Flu: Government issues new recommendations
Since grossly over estimating 200 million swine flu deaths in the UK alone this year, the UK Government is issuing new guidelines to prove their predictions correct by causing an up surge in new cases. Published today, the following recommendation...
Read full storyVagina Girl From "So You Think You Can Dance" To Appear In PlayGuy
CHICAGO - One of the most popular contestants to ever dance on the So You Think You Can Dance stage will be appearing in the November issue of PlayGuy Magazine. Chenile Poonisha Pennypacker, who owns the most widely viewed biscuit since Britney Sp...
Read full storyLuncheon Meat Wars
A row has erupted between the farming industry and meat processors as a result of a breakthrough made by a pig farmer in Derbyshire. Tom Thwackem of Hole-in-the-Peak has developed a revolutionary process arising from a freak accident. Mr Thwackem...
Read full storyGravy Train Might Go Into Liquidation
With a general election looming, the three main political parties have announced that in total at least two hundred MPs won't be standing for re-election at the general election. This is roughly one third of all MPs, so what is behind this sudden cha...
Read full storyMatthew McConaughey To Star In "David Letterman - The Two Million Dollar Man"
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actor Matthew McConaughey has just confirmed that he will in fact be starring in the Universal Pictures movie based on the David Letterman staff scandal entitled, David Letterman - The Two Million Dollar Man. McConaughey, who bea...
Read full storyDiscount Space Travel
With the news that a clown has gone into space as a tourist, spending a cool twenty million dollars for his twelve day holiday, the big discount airlines have decided to get in on the act and offer their usual service but into space. BrianAir will...
Read full storyDavid Letterman Admits To Having "You-Know-What" With Staff Members
NEW YORK CITY - It appears that The Late Show With David Letterman staff was from all looks of it a pretty darn close knit bunch of happy folks. NBC studio janitors have reported hearing a wide gamut of sounds emanating from the closed staff confe...
Read full storyCaptain "Sully" Returns to the Sky
New York, New York - As Chesley Sullenburg's (Capt. Sully) voice came over the public address system (PSA), a cheer went up from the passengers aboard the now infamous flight, US Airways 1549. They were all on board for the restoration of the flight...
Read full storyChina Celebrates Sixty Years of Communism
BEIJING, China - Despots punctuated their nation's 60th anniversary on Thursday with a precision display of military marksmanship that included submachine-gunning crowds of hapless celebrants. Thinking they would be celebrating, peasants were unp...
Read full storyFossils prove early animals were made of Rock, top scientists say
NUTLEY, NJ - Scientists in Nutley (nothing to do with nuts, although it is reported that Martha Stewart is from Nutley) at a secret government location released startling news today that seemed to be ridicules on the face of it: 'Early animals wer...
Read full storyAnti-knife youth task force sells guns to raise money
LONDON, England - According to Mr. Remington of London, a new anti-knife campaign including posters, tele and online adverts, music videos, and strippers is warning youth against using or even carrying knives. This rouge task force of young anti-k...
Read full storyCongress Suggests National Bedtime
In response to mostly unheard outrage in the environmental sector, the U.S. Congress proposed a method to reduce the nation's carbon footprint by more than 20% in the next 2 years. The plan is ingeniously simple, and has a 100% chance of success i...
Read full storyChild Prodigy Makes Discovery Affecting All Science
This'snotta Seekrtbunkersport, SD - Almost 200 miles in a random direction from a small town built to look really old and unimportant, a child who may be the greatest thinker the world has ever known is kept hidden away from prying eyes, solid foods,...
Read full storyMan With World's Smallest Penis Embroiled In Confessional Row With Vatican Over Dubiously Qualified 'Priest'
Skoob1999, reputedly the somewhat embarrassed possessor of the world's smallest penis, which apparently 'boasts' the length of a thumbnail, and the girth of a bus ticket, was anticipating an idyllic holiday in the Eternal City of Rome, in an attempt...
Read full storyManhattan Island National Park?
New York, New York - A consortium of conservancy clubs and wealthy individuals has been quietly buying up parcels of land and buildings in the heart of Manhattan, with the aim of returning the island to the condition it was in when Henry Hudson first...
Read full storyBankerburgers favorite food of Bilderbergers
NEW YORK, NY - Spreading East from California, the new bankerburger is becoming a favorite with the intelligentsia. The nice garlic flavor coupled with the well done chewy meat flash cooked in it's own fat, is inspiring rave reviews at the Heinze Ki...
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