BEIJING, China - Despots punctuated their nation's 60th anniversary on Thursday with a precision display of military marksmanship that included submachine-gunning crowds of hapless celebrants.
Thinking they would be celebrating, peasants were unprepared for the slaughter that followed. Tanks then formed columns and rows and shredded the flesh of the crowds, including women and children.
High above the crowds in a special booth to view the festivities, I interviewed my source, who asked to remain anonymous.
"Yes, our company is selling the ammunition today. And the tanks, and the gasoline. Isn't it wonderful," he asked?
I threw up and caught the next plane home.
