Bernie Madoff allowed to join in Yom Kipper celebration
On the first Yom Kipper since his multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme was exposed, Bernard Madoff was allowed to take the day off from his prison work detail at Butner prison in North Carolina and eat smoked kipperred herring on a bagel with cream chee...Read full story
San Andreas Fault Apologizes
California - The San Andreas Fault stepped forward recently in Sacramento and acknowledged guilt for the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and admitted that it may be behind a future devastating earthquake in California a.k.a . "The Big One." Speaking...Read full story
Poncy Dogs Given Serious Killing By Well Hard Urban Foxes
Staleybridge, Cheshire, UK - Doris Vomit, the once proud owner of five Pomeranian ankle biting dogs was today reported to be inconsolable, after her pampered brood were systematically slaughtered by a pair of rock hard urban foxes. The Pomeranians...Read full story
Chupacabras @ Coyotes Wage Turf War in Laredo, Tx, Officals Helpless as Toll Mounts!
Laredo, Tx/ Homeland Security Update on Drug Wars - In a biological and law enforcement experiment gone terribly wrong, the once violent streets of Laredo, Texas are all but deserted when the sun sets as the few remaining Anglo residents fear for the...Read full story
Pope commends Africa for taking his 'spiritual rubbish'
CONGO Africa - As seen in person by this reporter-infiltrator (I cannot reveal my Bishop alias) in secret Bishop meetings here (which also include the Pope and his wife), the Pope said that Africa was great as prey for his religious rubbish. He said...Read full story
Estonian Granny Hijacks Pedalo
In shock news Estonian Granny and Financial Regulation Baiter "Ulver" has had to escape the Port of Sarande on Albania's Ionian Coast, in a daring venture reminiscent of the exploits of 1980s heroes the A Team. Ulver, 89, former Estonian Prostitu...Read full story
Sarah Palin Says That David Letterman Should Resign
DETROIT - Ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, in town to speak to the members of The Michigan Fender Menders Union Local 1313, has said that she believes that David Letterman should do the right thing and resign. Palin noted that Letterman admitted...Read full story
Sea The Stars insured for $150 million
Longchamps - (Whorsewhispers): Official: he's now the most expensive three year old colt ever. And getting him to shag your prize broodmare next spring will cost you an arm and a leg plus at least three million squid. "He's worth nigh on $100...Read full story
South Side of Chicago Still Smoldering After Pre Mature Demolition of 'Olympic Site'
Chicago, Il/ Urban Renewal News - The South Side of Chicago is still a 57 block smoldering pile of rubble after pre mature demolition was carried out on the property taken by 'eminent domain' by Chicago Mayor Daley in anticipation of the 2016 Olympic...Read full story
Roman Polanski Announces He Will be Producing Off Broadway Play "Chamone" Which Will Debut in Thailand
Pattya,Thailand/ Jomtien Beach Literary Arts News - Roman Polanski, with nothing but time on his hands while he awaits to be freed from a Swiss jail for a 31 year old US rape conviction, announced today his long awaited Theater Presentation of "Cham...Read full story
Obama was Buster Brown
Washington, D.C. - President Obama today claimed that he was, in fact, the legendary "Buster Brown", and that he did, in fact, once live in a shoe. The announcement came during the opening monologue on his nightly television show, "24 Hours with Bar...Read full story
Spoof Editor First to Set Up Direct Deposit Account for Delinquent Contributers!
Yeoville, UK/ Internet News and Late Technology Innovations - Mark Lowton, TheSpoof.com editor, publisher, and Chair of the Moral Decency Cyber Board (MDCB), announced today a first in the industry to provide relief for distressed contributers to his...Read full story
Zombieland - This Place Is So Dead - Spoof Writers Throw Toys From Pram In Tantrum
That irascible bunch, known generally as Spoof writers, have once again thrown a collective temper tantrum, driving the site administrator into a state of apoplexy, over something and nothing. Collective ire was aroused when an ad for a soon to be...Read full story
Polanski case takes a twist
Los Angeles, Sunday. The recent arrest and charging of Roman Polanski with underage sex has become even more intriguing with revelations that he was also complicit in John Phillips' incestous behaviour towards his recently confessing daughter. Th...Read full story
Famous ancient Rockers are giving prisoners in "UK Slammers" guitar lessons!
Ancient rock legends from the Clash, Billy Bragg, Status Quo, etc, want to give prisoners locked up in "UK Slammers" guitar lessons instead of them practising "gay sex lessons!" Leading prison psychiatrists feel this would ease tensions between pr...Read full story
Paedo Vanessa George Keeping Schtum
Paedo nursery assistant Vanessa George, who took explicit pictures of children in her care and posted them on the internet, continues to refuse to identify her victims, callously giving concerned parents no closure. This reporter has tirelessly pe...Read full story
Obamas Forget About Failed Olympic Bid With Chicken Curry Anniversary Dinner
Following the devastating failure of Chicago's olympic bid for 2016, a bid endorsed by the President and the First Lady in person in Copenhagen, the Obamas celebrated their seventeenth wedding anniversary in understated style by having a curry in a G...Read full story
Sir Alex throws darts at poster of ex-Utd hero Steve Bruce and blames him for "wasting his time"
Sir Alex has posters of his ex-players, now successful managers, pinned on the dressing room walls and yesterday he was caught throwing darts at Steve Bruce's bent nosed visage. Phil Taylor, world darts king and avid Utd fan has been giving Fergy...Read full story
Manchester United 'Extra Player' Claim To Be Investigated By FA
The Football Association is to investigate a claim from Sunderland that Manchester United were allowed to field an extra player during their Premier League fixture at Old Trafford yesterday. The game ended 2-2, which was unfair on the Wearsiders,...Read full story
Olympics 2016: Compulsory Nudity
It has been announced that all athletes who will be competing in the Rio de Janeiro Summer Olympics in 2016 will have to do so in the nude. To be clothed - even to wear as little as a string - will be regarded as an insult to the Brazilian culture o...Read full story
Strictly Come Dancing Race Row Latest
Strictly Come Dancing is today at the centre of a huge race row after it was claimed actress Laila Rouass was called a "Paki" by her professional partner, Anton Du Beke. In truth, Mr Du Beke playfully used the term to describe Laila's skin tone af...Read full story
Postal workers strike again over row with the BBC
After running out of fresh excuses to strike, MP's have been left infuriated with the Royal Mail's leading union over the reasons behind their currently monthly strike. It appears the unions were balloted last week because of the way Postman Pat i...Read full story
Introducing the panty that is meant to be taken off
The gas mask panty is one of the winners of the Nobel prize this year. While ridiculous and hilarious at face value, it has far more going on below the, duh, uh, waistline. Ha ha. Ha? Not really. Give it some serious thought. Lenaehey Odnarbh...Read full story
Dough-nut holes to become larger due to Bilderburger stinginess
SWITZERLAND Secret Chalet - The Bilderburgers held again a secret meeting; this one only one reporter was able to infiltrate. Follows my account, as the infiltrator-reporter. I cannot reveal my alias within the Bilderburger group. Financial shoc...Read full story
Saftey swords now legal apparel in public and private
LONDON England - The Queen today was reading some old history books, per her statement below, and made a major announcement affecting British society everywhere. Follows her statement, made this morning at her secret underground palace, in the under...Read full story
Obama says stimulus plan is 'not working'
WASHINGTON DC - President Obama today held a short informal press conference with a few lessor known reporters. He chose this venue, in his office, to make a lucid revelation of the solution to all economic problems. Follows his statement. The s...Read full story
School asks parents to stop shooting heroin at gates
A school governor has called for a ban on parents smoking crack, shooting heroin, or copulating while picking up their children. Rathuragay Itchellmay, chairman of the board of governors at Donkey Road school for the impaired in Staffordshire, sa...Read full story
New Terrorist Interrogation Techniques Ineffective
Washington - The Obama administration is taking heat over new interrogation techniques for terrorists that some say are lax and even pleasant. No longer able to use water boarding interrogators are now limited to playing terrorists Joey Heathering...Read full story