Nancy Garrido testimony link to Polanski arrest?

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Friday, 2 October 2009

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Did she cut a secret deal?

Antioch - (Rotters): Was a plea bargain offer by Nancy 'Reagan' Garrido's lawyers behind the fancy footwork that nabbed Roman Polanski in Switzerland last week?

Who knows. LA County DA Steve Cooley is saying nothing.

However a number of Polanski apologists fishing for a conspiracy theory angle reckon they may have stumbled on a previously hidden smoking gun.

Garrido is co-accused along with her husband Philip in the Jaycee Dugard abduction case.

In an exclusive LA FagHagSlagMag interview the couple's former dating agency spokesperson hinted that celeb references may have formed part of Nancy's find-a-partner application of 1978.

Sharon Tate's sister once lived in Lake Tahoe.

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