Kane Raises Cain Over Coins
BUFFALO, NY, USA Mistaking the back seat of a taxi for an NHL rink, Chicago Blackhawks star Patrick Kane, along with his cousin, James Kane, attacked a cab driver following a night out of clubbing in Buffalo. The pugnacious pair became enraged when...
Read full storyObama Orders 50 More Flagpoles, Windmills At White House
No one knows for sure when the tradition of making the United States flag, "Old Glory" available to the public and no one wishes to get back into those kind of arguments, but President Barack knows an opportunity to make some bucks when he sees it.
Read full storyFather Jack becomes Spoof writer
Legendary Irish television sitcom character Father Jack Hackett today became the latest writer for adult satire website TheSpoof.com. 'Arse!', he said at the news, from his typewriter on Craggy Island, 'tits! Bums! DRINK!!' Father Jack's unique us...
Read full storyGirls Aloud found a naked lesbian stalker in their dressing room
Members of the all female "Girls Aloud" singing group went into shock when they entered their dressing room to find a naked lesbian stalker on the floor. Kimberley from the singing group said there was a horrible aroma of decaying fish before they...
Read full storyNigella Lawson produces MILF recipes
Nigella Lawson has produced a series of what she is calling MILF dishes. Talking about cooking poultry, she said: "Basically there's nothing a slightly older bird responds to better than a good stuffing. I recommend a large spicy sausage. Alternat...
Read full storyVictoria Beckham lookalike is victim of lesbian stalker
The Big Brother celebrity and Victoria Beckham lookalike is being followed around by a butch, middle-aged lesbian who has apparently confused her for the real Victoria Beckham. The woman is believed to be from a shady part of London and has been seen...
Read full storyCharlotte Church is being stalked by a man-hungry lesbian
In a recent interview Charlotte Church describes how she lived in terror of being attacked by a man hungry lesbian stalker. The pregnant star that has a daughter named Ruby with life-long partner Gavin Henson is reportedly planning to hire full-t...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Was A Pickpocket - The Story Of Mark Lester's Sperm
Mark Lester, the aging thespian who was made famous by playing the lead role in Oliver, is convinced he is the father of at least two of Michael Jackson's children. He was officially made the children's godfather upon their births. Because of this, it is customary for the god parent to take an interest in the child's upbringing should the mother or father die prematurely. However, this position ha...
Read full storyK-Fed's Feed Bag Fiasco
HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA Kevin Federline is facing numerous charges following an incident at a local dining establishment, the Awfull-Waffull Haus, which advertises an all-you-can-eat menu for $4.99. Federline's problems began when the management requeste...
Read full storyMaddie spotted on Oleg Deripaska's 'Queen K' yacht
Corfu - (Praia Da Iluzion Mess): Forget cut-price Ozzie millionairess Melissa Karlson's $5 million Sunseeker motorboat tabloid fantasy. Little Maddie McCann was spotted aboard Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska's $200 million 73m ocean-going yacht the...
Read full storySmokey the Bong's Big Birthday Hit
WASHINGTON, D.C., USA American swimmer Michael Phelps, Grand Marshall of the "Smokey the Bong Big Birthday Hit" parade and celebration kicked off the national day of recognition by revealing the beloved mascot's new slogan, "Get Your Smoke On."...
Read full storyThe World's Greatest Putdown Lines
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your numb...
Read full storyThe search for Maddie McCann: "We want Victoria Beckham"
The search for Madeleine McCann has taken a shocking turn after it was announced they are looking for Victoria Beckham. The McCann family spokesman Clarence Mitchell said: "We are looking for the woman Victoria Beckham." Reporters were sure Mr...
Read full storyTen Little Known Facts About Creedence Clearwater Revival
The original band was formed in El Cerrito, California. The four members were John Fogerty, lead vocals and lead guitar; his brother Tom Fogerty, rhythm guitar, Stu Cook, bass guitar, and Doug Clifford, drums. They first played under the name The Golliwogs. In 1967, they changed their name to Creedence Clearwater Revival. CCR played a unique style of rock and roll music called Swamp Rock. And b...
Read full storyTV Titles are wrong
Scientists with too much time on their hands have proven that the titles of two well known and beloved American Comedy shows are completely wrong. Professor Sanctious Apostrophe said: 'We now know that there are some people who actually quite like...
Read full storyHoly Sausage! Is It Open Season On Men's Genitals Or What?
ST. PETERSBURG, Florida - Deckler Pastpacker's latest column in The St. Petersburg Daily Sunshine is titled "Is August Open Season On Men's Genitals Month Or What? Pastpacker writes that last month a woman in New York City, Shavontay Lowcell Bonkw...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees
After receiving a report of a shot fired near the residence if Angelina Jolie, police say they found the shaken actress hiding in the trees behind her house. "We couldn't get anything from her at first because she was badly frightened as a shotgu...
Read full storyJermaine Jackson to play Blackula
LOS ANGELES - Jermaine Jackson appeared on Larry King Live this week where he revealed his plans for a Jackson reunion tour and his lifelong dream of playing Blackula in the upcoming film by Fox Atomic. "Larry, I'm thankful Michael's death has b...
Read full storyRonnie Biggs "Disappointed" by Margate
Notorious train robber and long time refugee from justice Ronnie Biggs, recently released from prison on compassionate grounds, has expressed his disappointment after visiting the Kent seaside town of Margate. "I could have lived out my days abroa...
Read full storyBeatles Abbey Road Zebra Crossing Reunion inspires copycat celebration
Police in Swindon are bracing themselves as a mass 37th Birthday celebration of the town's infamous Magic roundabout is threatened! This festival has been inspired by the recent celebrations in London of a Zebra Crossing in NW8. Navigating the...
Read full storyMan with World's Smallest Penis Drinks Orange Juice from She-Male's Navel
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A transgendered prostitute from San Francisco traveled to Florida and seduced a spoof writer Saturday, later administering a nasty paper cut to his right rear cheek, a law enforcement source said. Mistress Caramel, 53, traveled...
Read full storyWest Virginia Governor unveils statue of Peter Beter
CHARLESTON, WV - Twenty-two years after his death, Peter D. Beter is finally being recognized as one of the Mountain State's best political pundits. Governor Joe Manchin III unveiled a bronze bust of Dr. Peter David Beter whose failed run for go...
Read full storyBrad will not marry his Angela until everybody can marry who or what they f*****g want to!
In a personal protest, Brad Pitt refuses to marry his Angela until every single person on the planet has the right to marry who or what the f**k they want to. Brad told the global "Hyena" Paparazzi press this shock statement whilst snogging with T...
Read full storyFear for state pensions drive UK/US Governments to reverse smoking bans and encourages "SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE till you drop!"
After recent announcements pertaining to a future "black hole" in pension funds the US/UK have reversed their smoking bans in public places, encouraging the whole world to follow suit and SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE and more f*****g SMOKE TILL YOU DROP! I...
Read full storyNorwich City Taken Over By Womens Institute!
Following their humiliating 1-7 defeat at home to Colchester United on the opening day of the football season, it has been confirmed that one time holiday home for knackered, over-rated and unwanted footballers, Norwich City, have been taken over by...
Read full storyNigella Lawson's "lesbian stew" recipe causes controversy
Nigella Lawson has caused controversy by creating a so-called lesbian stew. The recipe reads something like this: take the meat of two fresh, plump birds (no fat though), preferably the breasts and thighs and rub oil into them gently but firmly. A...
Read full storyPaula Abdul Applies For Unemployment Benefits
BEVERLY HILLS - Paula Abdul who was fired from the television reality show American Idol has reportedly applied for unemployment benefits including, money, dental care, health care, powdered eggs, and cheese. A clerk for the Los Angeles County Une...
Read full storyTop 10 Internet searches
Despite having a global reach and an almost endless list of topics to browse, the most popular Internet searches are still surprisingly personal. With billions of pages to surf, including the recent US Presidential election and actress Patricia Ro...
Read full storyCan dogs really look 'guilty'?
That "guilty look" on a dog's face is all in the imagination of the human owner, suggests research. Dog owners have often claimed they can read the expressions of their pets - particularly that tell-tale look when they have done something wrong.
Read full storyUri Geller Predicts Future Trend For Popular Website
Controversial Israeli spoon-bender Uri Geller today not only admitted to being a friend of the late Michael Jackson, but also an avid reader of satirical internet website TheSpoof.com Intrigued, we asked Geller how he thought the site would develo...
Read full storySex Game Ends In Tragedy
A south London man was today released by police following the hospitalisation of his girlfriend. Noel Greenbaum, 28, told us that the accident resulted from a sex game which went horrifically awry. He explained to us that he and his fiancee had...
Read full storyLuncheon Held for Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor
Washington DC: Following Sonia Sotomayor's swearing in ceremony as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court, a luncheon in her honor was hosted by President Obama. What makes this luncheon unique is that it was prepared by Sotomayor's brethren S...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens And Selena Gomez Spotted In Vegas With Billy Bunter
Our Las Vegas correspondent Skoo-Booby-Doo called us live on a satellite link tonight to inform us that Hollywood babes Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens were spotted out on the razzle with English literary legend Billy Bunter. Bunter,...
Read full storyGiggle All Set To Take Over From Google As #1 Search Engine
A new internet search engine launched here in the UK is all set to blow Google out of the water. Giggle, based in the West Yorkshire town of Batley promises unceasing hilarity for over a billion potential internet users. Giggle is the brainchil...
Read full storyRash Dimbrow volunteers for swine flu study
Les Oinka, VA - UPDATE 1 - Rash Dimbrow was spotted leaving an army hospital at the Les Oinka military base today. He stated to this reporter that he had volunteered for a swine flu study. Each time he spoke he removed and replaced a large red appl...
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