Sex Game Ends In Tragedy

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Sunday, 9 August 2009

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The Car Jackie Landed On - She Was A Big Girl.

A south London man was today released by police following the hospitalisation of his girlfriend.

Noel Greenbaum, 28, told us that the accident resulted from a sex game which went horrifically awry.

He explained to us that he and his fiancee had drank a little wine and had got to feeling jiggy, so he went off to put on his policeman's uniform, while fiancee Jackie got herself kitted out in a French maid's outfit.

On a hot night, the couple were going at it on the balcony of their sixth floor Stockwell flat when things went horribly wrong. Greenbaum explains:

"I was like, behind her, and I got a bit carried away. She was leaning over the balcony facing outwards, when in the throes of passion, I tried to hoist her legs up real high. Next thing I knew, she disappeared over the balcony and landed on the roof of a car in the car park down below."

Jackie survived the six storey fall but was being treated for multiple injuries in a local hospital.

A distraught Greenbaum added:

"What happened to Jackie was terrible. Fortunately the car cushioned the fall and she survived. The bad thing was, it was my car she landed on. It's a mess, maybe a write-off. Surely she could have tried a little bit harder to twist in the air as she was plummeting, and landed on somebody else's car innit? Now I'll have to take the bus."

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