Jermaine Jackson to play Blackula

Funny story written by Blanca Brava

Sunday, 9 August 2009

LOS ANGELES - Jermaine Jackson appeared on Larry King Live this week where he revealed his plans for a Jackson reunion tour and his lifelong dream of playing Blackula in the upcoming film by Fox Atomic.

"Larry, I'm thankful Michael's death has brought me newfound fame. I'm ripe to play Blackula like never before, I mean I always knew I was destined for it, but Michael always overshadowed me, you know, it's my time, I'm gonna let it shine." Jackson replied.

When Larry asked if he was doing alright in the wake of Michael's death Jermaine responded very oddly "I'm better than ever, he's gone and I'm primed." Jackson then looked over at the camera and appeared to roll his eyes and mumbled "I'm the dog, dogula, I'm blackula."

King also noted "Jermaine appears to have had cheek implants, these are usually done to make someone appear rosy-cheeked and happy all day, sad that he is basking in the attention but damn get that grin off his face."

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