Nigella Lawson's "lesbian stew" recipe causes controversy

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Sunday, 9 August 2009

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Nigella Lawson has caused controversy by creating a so-called lesbian stew.

The recipe reads something like this: take the meat of two fresh, plump birds (no fat though), preferably the breasts and thighs and rub oil into them gently but firmly. Add some chilli powder to make them really hot - tongue can also be added at this point and should gently placed on the inside of the thighs.

Ensure the birds are kept real close so they remain moist.

Video the whole procedure and make sure that the lesbians make plenty of noise whilst they get down to some really steamy hot girl on girl action.

We pointed out that the last step seemed to have strayed into actual pornography:"Where does the cooking stop and the porn start?" we asked

Nigella smiled: "That is the secret of my success - and it is staying a secret."

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