Charlotte Church is being stalked by a man-hungry lesbian

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Sunday, 9 August 2009

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In a recent interview Charlotte Church describes how she lived in terror of being attacked by a man hungry lesbian stalker.

The pregnant star that has a daughter named Ruby with life-long partner Gavin Henson is reportedly planning to hire full-time retired police officers as security for her isolated home in Wales. The sex starved lesbian inundated Charlotte's home with bizarre letters and presents.

Charlotte received a picture of herself with a mustache drawn on it and a pickle with two ping pong balls tied at one end. One letter describes how the stalker desperately needs a man and wants Charlotte to fill the void because she is scared of being rejected by real men.

Charlotte's best friend says: "This woman started to send her letters and gifts about a year ago, but recently it all got too much. Charlotte felt seriously uncomfortable with the tone of some of the letters and thought they were inappropriate. This female fan has really got to her. Now charlotte has started to worry that her daughter might get physically attacked by the sex starved lesbian.

"They want to get security organized straight away."

Charlotte's friend suggests that the stalker should adopt a female dog as a companion to control her urges for human women.

Charlotte said at the time: "No one has ever stalked me at the house before. It is really scary."

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