In a personal protest, Brad Pitt refuses to marry his Angela until every single person on the planet has the right to marry who or what the f**k they want to.
Brad told the global "Hyena" Paparazzi press this shock statement whilst snogging with Tom Cruise on the red carpet at "gay" Cannes!
"No Tom and me are not f*****g Gay, we just want everybody to have the same rights, straight, gay, lesbians, paedo's, animal-lovers, etc, ooh, ooh, Tommy boy, give us another one, smackerooni!"
If Brad's protest is successful a massive can of perverted worms will open, just imagine:
OK Gay men and lesbians, so f*****g what, boring.
Brad wants complete freedom for sheepshaggers and animal lovers so they can marry their respective "beastly" partners, no problem!
Paedophiles, gay priests, etc, shagging it up with their under-aged partners, no problem!
Fettishers can marry their latex horse riding boots, plastic blow-up dummies, plastic dicks, vibrators, nappies, whips, etc, and whatever turns them on!
Thanks Brad and Tom for your protest but, will you both "FUCK OFF" stick to adopting African "Muy Pobre" kids (but don't marry them!) making crap films and leave marriage legislation to those who know better, Gay F****G priests, WHAT?!
Angela had no comment about Brads protest, just mentioned the fact that Brad likes her to dress-up like a hairy, fat pig during their steaming hot sex sessions, GRUNTING AND STICKING HER PIGGY NOSE UP HIS BUTT!
