Sir Alan Sugar Fires Himself
Self-made pratt and software tycoon Sir Alan Sugar, has confirmed that he got so carried away with himself during filming of the latest series of The Apprentice, that he accidentally fired himself.
Read full storyAlun Cairns Is New Italian Ambassador
Welsh Conservative Alun Cairns was today appointed as Britain's ambassador to Italy. Speaking from his house in Llanelli, he said: 'It is an honour to represent my country in this way, and it will be delightful to experience Italian culture at fir...
Read full storyJFK daughter to Veep for Obama, fingers crossed about junkie ex-sister-in-law business
Washington AC/DC - (Lee Harvey Oswald Mess): Presidential wannabe Barrack Obama lining up iconic JFK daughter Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg to be his Veep? Say it ain't so!...
Read full storyFergie gives Ronaldo the hair dryer treatment at Euro'08
Sir Alex Ferguson flew out to Basel in Switzerland today in a total rage to confront Cristiano Ronaldo on his desire to leave Manchester United and play for Real Madrid, resulting in the ultimate showdown.
Read full storyIncredible Hulk to come out with new fashion line
It was announced on Saturday that fashion designer Ralph Lauren is coming out with an Incredible Hulk line of pants, shorts and t-shirts.
Read full storyBush met Brunei's fugitive Prince Jefri in Elysee Palace credit crunch meeting
Paris, France - (Embezzlement Mess): Brunei's top mobster and fugitive from justice Prince Jefri Archer has been seen skulking at a top secret meeting with his boss George W Bush at the Elysee Palace this weekend.
Read full storyJoey Barton Escapes From Prison
Joey Barton, the Newcastle United and England boxer who was given a 6-month jail sentence in May, has escaped from prison just weeks after being incarcerated.
Read full storyBruce Banner under investigation for steroid use
In a shocking turn today it was revealed that Dr. Bruce Banner is under investigation for alleged steroid use.
Read full storyBB9 contestant has sex with Big Brother to win bigger shopping budget
Fresh controversy for the troubled C4 programme 'Big Brother' has hit the front pages today as it was revealed that Italian lawyer Rima Pudendi, 23, had sex with the supposed controller on the show, 'Big Brother' itself.
Read full storyHunt on as Mad Dog Drives His Master over Cliff
"Rover is my best friend!" said owner Cliff Topp of Swanage, Dorset England as he was dragged from the wreckage of his 4x4 this morning after it plunged at least 100ft (30.5m) over a sheer cliff.
Read full storyBush Vows Help, As White People Flooded This Time
(Cedar Rapids, Iowa) - With the water finally receding from a downtown area hit hard by flooding caused by a broken levee, most citizens of Cedar Rapids today expressed confidence that the Bush Administration would not ignore their plight the way the...
Read full storyDoor Opens For Future Manchester United Manager's Job-Phil Brown In Frame
With respected Sunday journals reporting the impending departure of Manchester United assistant manager Carlos Queiroz, heading off to sunny Portugal to take over from Phil Scolari. It expected that the annual management merry go round,which is in fu...
Read full storyGeorge Bush's Schedule At Windsor
George W Bush is visiting Britain today, and here is his planned schedule at Windsor Castle: 14:00 Bush's car arrives at the castle 14:01 Gets out of the car and waves to the press, before slipping on some grass and falling over 14:04 Meets the Queen and shakes her hand, and pats her on the back, saying 'How's it goin' Liz? Hope we ain't havin' them dogs for lunch!' 14:15 At lunch does...
Read full storySuperman Redux
Metropolis, June 2008: When Superman started his career, in 1938, telephone booths were plentiful. Clark Kent could step into one anywhere (train stations, movie theaters, hotel lobbies) and become Superman.
Read full storyTory Quits Post Over Flag Slurs
Welsh Conservative assembly member Alun Cairns resigned today, after saying that Italians are 'greasy wops' during a BBC Wales radio show.
Read full storySecret Files Found On Train
Secret British Government files were found on a train today, the Home Office admitted. The Independent on Sunday claimed that a big bag of highly sensitive files about terrorism and guinea pig food was somehow left on a seat on the Paddington to L...
Read full storyIranian President is a what?
A respected British academic today claimed he discovered has a new method of interpreting a person's personality. Dr. Ian Micheal Odd, of East Cheam University School of Bizarre and Obscure Behaviour, has spent more than 20 years studying "b...
Read full storyDocuments found in government office
A senior civil servant was reportedly dumbfounded to discover a large number of highly-classified documents in her office document safe, where they should be. The government employee, Janice Place, told the BBC that it was "highly unusual" to find...
Read full storyMugabe announces he will step down
Rooters Harare - Robert Mugabe today said he is prepared to step down as President of Zimbabwe.
Read full storyOpie Taylor Arrested For Murder
Mayberry NC--Opie Taylor was arraigned on first degree murder charges against Aunt Bea, 97. It was the first recorded murder in Mayberry's history. Mr. Taylor, 55, is charged with smothering the old woman with a pillow in the trailer they shared...
Read full storyBowie is the Lastest Celebrity to Explode!
David Bowie is reported to have exploded at a party in Zurich.
Read full storyHulk & Panda Light Up Night at the Box Office
(La La Land, CA) - Riding a wave of green steroids and martial arts mojo, The Incredible Hulk and Kung Fu Panda smashed M. Night Shyamalana-Ding-Dong's new film, The Happening, at the box office...
Read full storyGiuliani Plan: I Parlayed 9-11 for Big Profits Now Let me do that for the GOP and ME!
Rudy Giuliani who wove 9-11 blood and destruction into silver and gold has announced that he is ready to do the same for GOP hopefuls and himself! Giuliani is offering his Rumplestilskin like skills to take disaster and turn it into big bucks as long...
Read full storyHow the Irish Saved Civilisation and Destroyed the European Union!
Historians have argued that the Irish monasteries' dedication to literary culture may very well have been an important influence in the preservation of western culture. Guilt and beer have also been counted among Ireland's great cultural cont...
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This writer for TheSpoof.com has discovered, through a statistical investigation, that TheSpoof.com articles based on Poop are most popular, particularly if they include a picture of Poop along with the article.
Read full storyNick Hogan to star in new reality show
Son of leganary wrestler Hulk Hogan has been offered to star on the latest reality show from producer Jerry Bruckhimer, when he is released from prison.
Read full storyRussian Dancing Bears Qualify for World Cup
The Organizing Committee for the FIFA U-20 World Cup met in Zurich yesterday under the leadership of FIFA vice-president and chairman Jack A. Warner who expressed his delight with the advanced status of the competition's organizational preparatio...
Read full storyCats?
Loonyleftwingnutland: The television was tuned to the Fox News Channel and a commercial came on. I was about to grab the remote to change the channel to MSNBC (the other political view), when the ad's content caught my attention.
Read full storyCity of Ventura, CA finding creative ways to make money*
(Could-Be-Anywhere, USA) - Officials with the city of Ventura, CA have found some remarkably creative ways to make money even in these desperate economic times. Christie Weird, Mayor of Ventura, claims that recent efforts to make money such as cha...
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