Bruce Banner under investigation for steroid use

Funny story written by Jim Montana

Sunday, 15 June 2008

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In a shocking turn today it was revealed that Dr. Bruce Banner is under investigation for alleged steroid use.

Federal investigators raided Dr. Banners office on Friday collecting records and removing several boxes of pill bottles from the office.

Choke Ondem spokesman for the FBI issued this statement concerning the investigation:

"The FBI along with the ATF are in the middle of an investigation of Dr. Bruce Banner for possible use of anabolic steroids. While nothing has been proven there is reason to suspect that there is a link between him and the Incredible Hulk.

"We are working around the clock on this investigation and so far Dr. Banner has told us is that this condition of his is caused by a gamma ray incident, we will get to the bottom of this."

One question investigators have for Dr. Banner is how does the Hulk always manage to rip his shirt to shreds but his pants only end up turning into shorts always the same length?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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