A respected British academic today claimed he discovered has a new method of interpreting a person's personality. Dr. Ian Micheal Odd, of East Cheam University School of Bizarre and Obscure Behaviour, has spent more than 20 years studying "body language" in world leaders, and believes that his system is almost foolproof.
To prove his theory, Dr. I. M. Odd chose to highlight Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran.
"We all see Ahmadinejad on television, we all read his pronouncements and statements, but do we really know who he is?" Asked Dr. Odd.
"My system can give us an insight into just who is saying these things. I have looked at over 600 images of Pres. Ahmadinejad, and in only 2 of these are both of his hands showing.
"Where is his other hand?
"He obviously has hold of something, and it's not a microphone."
When asked by this reporter just what conclusion he came to, Dr. Odd said: "It's obvious isn't it, the bloke's a bloody wanker."
Asked to profile U.S. President G. W. Bush, Dr. Odd responded, "These profiles are based on intelligence quotients and displayed intelligence, so I am unable to assess Mr. Bush."