Rudy Giuliani who wove 9-11 blood and destruction into silver and gold has announced that he is ready to do the same for GOP hopefuls and himself! Giuliani is offering his Rumplestilskin like skills to take disaster and turn it into big bucks as long as the Repub candies fork over a big percentage of Rudy's returns to Rudy himself.
Apparently the failed Republican candidate for the Presidency finds himself like many Americans with a shitload of debt. Unlike the rest of us, he has a way out. Rudy is promising to travel the country to try and save Bush sabotaged GOP hopelesses. the catch is that Rudy wants a big cut: "You didn't think the man who had no compunction cashing in on September 11th would do this pro-bono, did ya?!"
