Paris Hilton flashes Police
After already being arrested twice, The Super blonde Hieress has been arrested once more.
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London, England (IPP) - Americans have botched the last two presidential elections and as a result of this Congress has decided to allow Europeans to vote in the 2008 presidential election.
Read full storySpace Shuttle Flight Diverted
HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Federal air marshals charged an astronaut with groping a female payload specialist aboard space shuttle Atlantis.
Read full storyInfection Saves Millions!
The cash-stricken UK NHS is set to save millions of pounds by closing at least one ward in every hospital per week. In effect this will lay-off, albeit temporarily, nurses, doctors and cleaners.
Read full storyBrangelina sued for $10,000,000 by family of road-kill rodent!
The family of an eight year old mouse - Mickey Manchines - have sued Brandelina over the death of their son who was struck down by the couples car late last night.
Read full storyNew Northern Rock revelations
New revelations have emerged about failed bank, Northern Rock's, risky business activities that led to its being taken over by the Bank of England in 2007.
Read full storyJames Blunt issues rhyming slang writ
James Blunt has hit back at his many critics by applying to the courts to make it illegal to use his name in rhyming slang.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus getting Gum Job?
The Entertainment World and Cosmetic Surgery is getting stranger everyday. Who had ever heard of gum surgery? Yep. That's right. Miley Cyrus, star of the hit tween show 'Hannnah Montana', and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus is said to be unde...
Read full storyDrunk Britney Spears rushed to Hospital
Britney Spears was involved in a standoff last night with police after refusing to hand over custody of her two kids.
Read full storyThe Gosellin Family Giving Birth to Eight More?
John and Kate Gosselin of the hit family show "Jon and Kate Plus 8" will be reportedly giving birth to eight more!...
Read full storyPresident Bush to Start His Own Talk Show
US President George W. Bush is said to be starting his own talk show in Spring of 2008. In doing so, he will be the first president in the country to start his own talk show prior to his last year of being President.
Read full storyPresidential Hopefulls Exposed by Eric Shun
CONCORD, New Hampshire -- Just days before the January 8th New Hampshire Primary, a focus group of Democrats, Republicans and Independents was gathered at the Winnacunnet High School auditorium.
Read full storyBritney Spears Leaves Earth, Humanity Breathes Sigh of Relief
The old saying goes, 'The truth is out there', and so too, finally, is Britney Spears.
Read full story'K-Fed poisoned me with hallucinogenic tampax' Britney tells shrinks
Los Angeles, California - (Bad Ass Mess): Britney Spears has told an LA hospital's psych ward shrinks that ex-husband K-Fed 'put hallucinogens in her tampax' in an attempt to poison her with mind-control drugs.
Read full storyX-Factor Rhydian Should Have Won Rigged Kenyan Election
X Factor star Rhydian Roberts should have won the Kenyan presidential election by miles it was revealed today. Roberts has called for a re-run of the vote because he lost. The vote was obviously rigged and everyone in the democratic...
Read full storyExperts say Bin Laden "Less Emaciated"
Recent videos released by Al Qaida and Osama Bin Laden are designed to reassure the world that Bin Laden is alive, well and healthy. Experts agree that Bin Laden looks "slightly less emaciated" and "not quite as cadaverous" as he...
Read full storyUK National Poll shows that most Brit's are not the slightest bit Interested in Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, Ron Paul or the US Presidential Elections
A Poll carried out across all of the UK proved that the majority of Brits could not give a stuff about American Celebs or the forthcoming US Presidential Elections.
Read full storyVirgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up
In ground-breaking surgery, a young lady golfer had her virginity restored after a bizarre accident on world famous golf course of St Andrews in Scotland.
Read full storyBag Lady Accosts Rich Bitch
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
Read full storyScotland Yard Finds Jack the Ripper Killed Benazir Bhutto
ISLAMABAD (FMLiveWire) - Scotland Yard has announced that after exhaustive investigation, it's detectives have concluded that the notorious Jack the Ripper assassinated Benazir Bhutto in Pakistan, although this finding raises more questions than...
Read full storyFootball Fans Hit By Sick-As-A-Parrot Bug
Hospital wards across England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales have been closed in a bid to slow the spread of SAAP, the so-called 'sick-as-a-parrot' bug (Hoddlevirus Keegansiensis) after England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales all failed t...
Read full storyZac Efron Diagnosed With OCD!
Triple threat and teen hottie Zac Efron has just been diagnosed with OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). He's had all the girls screaming from his dazzling smile and side-swept golden brown locks, not to mention his perfect chiseled body, but wh...
Read full storyNothing makes me want to kill another human being more than an old person with computer problems
Listen, jackass, keep eating your pear. Stop trying to figure out why your "email doesn't "click"" You make no sense. Please go somewhere and quietly die.
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