London, England (IPP) - Americans have botched the last two presidential elections and as a result of this Congress has decided to allow Europeans to vote in the 2008 presidential election.
The reason given by Congress is that Europe was around long before the United States was created by a bunch of people who were given a choice between hanging or deportation to the new world.
The European vote will be 100% manual so that black box voting will not affect the vote the way it did in 2000 and 2004. Congress says there will be a paper trail so as to leave no doubt who the winner is.
