Queen in Space

Funny story: Queen in Space

Today the Queen of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland gave a private address to the Goddard space place in Maryland USA where those disgusting biscuits come from. The Queen, docked with the international space station at about 0900 GMT.

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Al Jazeera TV to hold Telethon to raise money for Michael Moore's Legal Defense Fund

Funny story: Al Jazeera TV to hold Telethon to raise money for Michael Moore's Legal Defense Fund

Washington, DC - Currently under investigation by the US government for possibly violating travel restrictions to the communist country of Cuba, Michael Moore, famed filmmaker, is expected to incur substantial legal fees in his defense. In order to h...

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Cynicism run riot as JK Rowling hogs limelight with £££s reward

Funny story: Cynicism run riot as JK Rowling hogs limelight with £££s reward

London - (Rotters): Not content with spinning out the sicko fantasy of being the true author of all the Harry Potter books, serial plagiarist and fraudster Joanne Rowling today upped the stakes by wading into the abduction headlines of a four year ol...

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Rudy Giuliani Announces Plans for War; Canada at Risk

Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Announces Plans for War; Canada at Risk

Rudy Giuliani announced his first major foreign policy initiative today, with the centerpiece being plans for an attack on Canada.

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Blair's fury at TheSpoof's insults, crap photos, general derision

Funny story: Blair's fury at TheSpoof's insults, crap photos, general derision

Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): It's very nearly ruined his career. Smeared him with insults. Lampooned his credibility. Rubbished his spin. Derided his motives. And almost every day told the world that he's an utter tosser not to be trusted w...

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Manchester United relegated in shock decision

Funny story: Manchester United relegated in shock decision

Just a week after being crowned premiership champions, Manchester United have been relegated under a little known league footnote which states that any team beaten twice by West Ham in the same season automatically faces the drop. An appeal is alread...

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The not so great escape

Funny story: The not so great escape

As the football season draws to a close we are getting unconfirmed reports that Alan Curbishley has gone missing.

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Ireland Bring Out The Big Guns For Serbia

Funny story: Ireland Bring Out The Big Guns For Serbia

After their disastrous showing in the Eurovision Song Contest last night, 35 times winners Ireland, have announced their representative for next year's event, set to be staged in Serbia.

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Gore Gets Hummer; Tipper Sore

Funny story: Gore Gets Hummer; Tipper Sore

Former Vice-President Al Gore today admitted that ice skater Tara Lipinski gave him a Hummer. Gore's wife, Tipper, refused to comment on the matter, but reports suggest she is very angry at her husband.

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G8 'just a loose grouping of megalomaniacal crooks' honoring Adolf Hitler

Funny story: G8 'just a loose grouping of megalomaniacal crooks' honoring Adolf Hitler

London - (Ass Mess): Whitehall sources have confirmed today that the so-called G8 is not a formal political or economic organization of any kind whatsoever but a loose bunch of megalomaniacal mobsters who have found a way of by-passing UN accountabil...

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George Bush Admits NASA Video of Alien Spaceship on Moon is Real

Funny story: George Bush Admits NASA Video of Alien Spaceship on Moon is Real

WASHINGTON (AP) - President George W. Bush has admitted that NASA astronauts videotaped a large alien spaceship on the moon during an Apollo moon mission.

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Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius Closes Loophole That Allows Dangerous Wind to Take Lives

Funny story: Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius Closes Loophole That Allows Dangerous Wind to Take Lives

Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius issued an executive order today to close the loophole in the state's tornado reporting to the Federal Weather Service. She was quoted as saying that she had not been aware that Kansas only reported actual verified to...

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Death does not prevent cancer

Funny story: Death does not prevent cancer

A new report by scientists has warned that links between risk-of-death and cancer are routinely underestimated by film and television crews, as well as most government departments across the globe. The shocking new results mean safety is as much as 5...

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BBC documentary shows Bush paid Scientology to frame top shrink

Funny story: BBC documentary shows Bush paid Scientology to frame top shrink

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): A BBC documentary into forty years' frantic shielding of Hollywood sex predators by Scientology stealth plants is to be broadcast this week and will show that George Bush bankrolled the campaign to frame a top flight U...

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Cheney Gets Seasick While Warning Iran from Aircraft Carrier

Funny story: Cheney Gets Seasick While Warning Iran from Aircraft Carrier

ON THE USS JOHN C. STENNIS (UPI) -- From an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf, US Vice President Dick Cheney warned Iran on Friday that the USA will "do anything" to ensure that Iran stops selling its oil in Euros and thereby sending the...

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Top 10 Things You did not Know About King Herod:

Funny story: Top 10 Things You did not Know About King Herod:

10. Herod was the second shooter behind the grassy knoll.

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Ireland Peace Rift over Eurovision Debacle

Funny story: Ireland Peace Rift over Eurovision Debacle

The leaps forward taken in the peace process in Ireland resulting in an unprecedented union between the Reverend Ian Paisley and former IRA commander Martin McGuiness today suffered a severe blow over the debacle that was the Irish entry in Eurovisi...

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Bicycles in Drug Swap Syndicate.

Funny story: Bicycles in Drug Swap Syndicate.

A new phenomenon is sweeping the crime world that affects each and every person's bike. Criminals are targeting bicycles and using them to swap for drugs. Bulk drug deals are now conducted in the new Bike currency.

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Tories Insist On Giving Canada's Last Energy to USA

Funny story: Tories Insist On Giving Canada's Last Energy to USA

OTTAWA (CP) - Conservative Members of Parliament have savagely tried to end parliamentary hearings on their stupid plan to give away Canada's remaining oil and natural gas to the USA, freely admitting that they are covering up the matter.

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Blair to Leave Britain for Iraqi Paradise

Funny story: Blair to Leave Britain for Iraqi Paradise

Having announced the date he will be stepping down as Prime Minister, Tony Blair has revealed that he will be moving to a nice little place in Iraq with his wife and three children.

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Boleshevik Bureaucrats Overthrow Intel Tsar

Funny story: Boleshevik Bureaucrats Overthrow Intel Tsar

The Pentagon, Saturday - In an altogether shocking display of violence and forcefulness not usually seen by government bureaucrats and with sheer maliciousness equaled only by those in DMV's and the IRS, the Bush administrations intelligence Tsar...

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Happy Mothers' Day to All You Muthas!

Funny story: Happy Mothers' Day to All You Muthas!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - I had to do an article for Mothers' Day to let you see a picture of my own mom. Some of you may recognize her, and may now understand how I got chosen to write for TheSpoof.com in spite of all the protest letters.

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NJ Terror Suspects Blame Federline

Funny story: NJ Terror Suspects Blame Federline

Two of the terror suspects in the recent FBI sting operation confessed today, admitting to various plans to conduct terror attacks and also to the substantial steps they had taken towards carrying out their plots. The two, who are brothers, asserted...

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Cleric Urges More Forced Exorcisms

Funny story: Cleric Urges More Forced Exorcisms

Washington, DC, 5/13/2007: Most of the violent crime in the United States could be eliminated if the country would just stop coddling the demonically possessed, according to the Rev. Cotton Fullafit. Fullafit, director of the non-profit Exorcism Ad...

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American Armed Forces Turning to Gay Lifestyle

Funny story: American Armed Forces Turning to Gay Lifestyle

The vast majority of American soldiers stationed in Iraq are starting to display homosexual characteristics, according to a Pentagon report secretly leaked to the media.

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Tony Blair Forlorn As Term Comes to End

Funny story: Tony Blair Forlorn As Term Comes to End

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Tony Blair had a forlorn look in his eyes as he thought about leaving his office. It almost made you feel sorry for him. I did say almost.

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George Bush Has Two "Interns"

Funny story: George Bush Has Two "Interns"

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - George Bush, not to be outdone by that "wimpy Democart," Bill Clinton, proved he was the better man by going out with TWO interns.

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Scotty's ashes 'may be in Nevada's Area 51/Groom Lake'

Funny story: Scotty's ashes 'may be in Nevada's Area 51/Groom Lake'

Groom Lake, Nevada - (Ass Mess): Controversy surrounds the whereabouts of the space rocket carrying Scotty's ashes today which, NASA says, failed to blast off into outer space and may have ended up crashing instead into the poisonous toxic hellho...

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