BBC documentary shows Bush paid Scientology to frame top shrink

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Sunday, 13 May 2007


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Washington DC - (Ass Mess): A BBC documentary into forty years' frantic shielding of Hollywood sex predators by Scientology stealth plants is to be broadcast this week and will show that George Bush bankrolled the campaign to frame a top flight US Navy shrink who originally diagnosed him as a psychotic serial hired assassin.

The TV programme unrolls a sinister campaign of vengeance and retribution against renowned psychiatrist Professor V Smart who successfully sued Bush in 1979 after amassing the world's largest collection of medical, psychiatric, social, criminal and military reports showing Bush to be a Cuban-born KGB colonel who took on the Bush Junior ID after killing John F Kennedy in Dallas in 1963 on behalf of his aunt, the deposed Queen Elizabeth of England.

The brainwave of harnessing Scientology nutters into recruiting easily flattered high-profile celebrities to wage a covert war of disinformation, slander, defamation and ridicule was first suggested by Soviet President Leonid Brezhnev who was asked by Kissinger to save the GOP's ass regarding the commissioning of JFK's assassination.

Over the years the campaign snowballed into a monster machine targetting the psychiatry profession as an agency of torture and recently culminated in a Los Angeles exhibition called Psychiatry: Industry of Death.

The cult's celebrity proponents are now in overdrive promoting Scientology's commercial investments to takeover so-called mind-healing therapies in the fields of narcotic addiction, stress management and clinical diagnostics.

The BBC documentary follows the investment trail that targets the cult's assessment of a multi-billion dollar market cleaning up junkies, selling them mind-crap and harnessing them as future grateful clients willing to tithe their remaining lives to the Xenu Thetan fanatasy of human extraterrestiral seeding.

Professor V Smart has stayed out of the limelight during the documentary's filming.

However anytime the names Tom Cruise and John Revolta are mentioned viz their stupendous success as Hollywood celebrities, the California shrink breaks out into one big smile and crosses off yet another date on his business calendar that points to a date in June this year when his legal records finally go online.

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