US military promotes NASCAR drivers to higher ranks
The U.S. Department of Defense has released the promotion list for NASCAR drivers and pit crew members who are sponsored by the various military services.Read full story
Lohan: "I did it for Paris!"
Beverly Hills - (Ass Mess): Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has told the press her DUI incident was a "purely altruistic act of compassion for Paris Hilton" who soon starts her 23 day sentence in Lynwood jail.Read full story
Rosie O'Donnell Split The View Over Split-Screen? Reason why her aide drew mustache on Elisabeth's photo?
Hollywood, California - According to TheSpoof.com's reliable sources, Rosie left the View not so much over the spat she had with Elisabeth (allegedly Rosie is quite found of her), but over a producer's decision to maximize the show's rati...Read full story
Police Stop and Question Means Prizes
New police powers are being considered that will mean that any officer is allowed to stop and question. This is part of the new crackdown on terrorists.Read full story
Lindsay Lohan's DUI / Cocaine charges Confirm Disturbing Trend
Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and cocaine possession at a Los Angeles hospital early yesterday morning. Lohan was driving with two companions through Beverly Hills when she lost control of her Mercedes, striki...Read full story
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Apologizes to Rosie O'Donnell
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The View - Elisabeth Hasselbeck apologized to Rosie O'Donnell for being such a poor friend and a self-serving jerk on The View today. She told Rosie that she was sorry she lost her job over such a silly little thing.Read full story
Emperor of Japan to Dine At Heathrow
Emperor Akihito and his Mrs are to dine with the Queen and Prince Philip when they visit the country on Sunday 27 May.Read full story
Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o
According to various reports, Liverpool are set to sign David Beckham, Christiano Ronaldo, Samuel Eto'o, Daniel Alves, Carlos Tevez and a host of other players in what can only be described as bad journalism.Read full story
Ron Paul Interview on Bill Maher Well Received
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Congressman Ron Paul (R-Tex) gave a well-received interview on Bill Maher's Real Time program on HBO May 25. Paul enthusiastically described his faith in the US Constitution and why he voted so often in Congress against the man...Read full story
Real life 'Charlie's Angels' are no angels...
In recent happenings from the quiet, quaint Bulgarian town of Velika Tarnovo, four women have solemnly sworn to kick butt and keep their streets safe.Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (API) -- Actress Lindsay Lohan, 20, was arrested Saturday after she lost control of her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible she was driving and struck a curb. After receiving a 911...Read full story
Lohan Arrested on Suspicion of Being Suspicious
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Beverly Hills - Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of being suspicious after her convertible struck a curb, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene, police said.Read full story
Billy Bob Found a Terrerist on YouTube!
Gal Dang Roy! Billy Bob here! Git yer shotgun! I found one o dem real live terrerist fellas on this here YouTube thang. He's spoutin' all that gibberish about Allah and Jihad and Mohammad and stuff. Hell, he's even talkin' about PEACE! He's probly not only a Ilamalist fundamentalism, but a hippy too! He even sed that Mohammud was the greatest prophet, an' we all know that the greatest proph...Read full story
Saudi arms-for-peerages: 'Spanish Inquisition' unit protects Blair cronies by locking up whistlblowers in loony bins
Whitehall - (Ass Mess): Just before Fraud Squad cops arrested UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy last year along with Downing Street gatekeeper Ruth Turner and top Labour Party sperm donor Sir Christopher 'Bu...Read full story
Now and Then: Youth Finds Artifact Identified as "Computer"
May 26, 2307 DalWorth, New Texas - A youngster was hover-bumping with a few friends four hundred miles outside DalWorth, New Texas a few minutes ago when he discovered what scientists are calling "the find of the centur...Read full story
Brown Rubbishes Blair's Government
Soon to be Prime Minister Gordon Brown has accused the government of making major mistakes over its handling of the situation in Iraq. He claimed that the Blair Government had completely mishandled the situation as opposed to the way the Brown Govern...Read full story