Tony Blair Forlorn As Term Comes to End

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Sunday, 13 May 2007

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Tony Blair Looking Forlorn

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Tony Blair had a forlorn look in his eyes as he thought about leaving his office. It almost made you feel sorry for him. I did say almost.

Blair was the only person in office stupid enough to listen to President Bush and his plans for Iraq. Blair, who had been bed buddies with Bill Clinton, had seen an opportunity for a new love and a new life with America's president.

"I hate leaving office. This is where I met my darling Georgie. I've had so many good times here. There was Billy Clinton, Gordon Brown, and all those others that Georgie doesn't know about. This is a bittersweet moment as I leave office to be married to the president. He likes me to call him Mr. President, you know," said Blair.

Tony Blair will soon be off to finish planning for his marriage to George Bush. Being free from working in office will give him much more time to plan.

"I'm so glad that Georgie is allowing me to use the colour blue at our wedding. I just hope those from red states aren't offended," said the Prime Minister as he departed.

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