A new phenomenon is sweeping the crime world that affects each and every person's bike. Criminals are targeting bicycles and using them to swap for drugs. Bulk drug deals are now conducted in the new Bike currency.
A Spokesman for a well known bicycle manufacturers whose name rhymes with barley said " The situation is now getting out of control. At one time class A drugs could be picked up for a street value of a Chopper or a BMX. Now children can buy drugs for one stabiliser or an inner tube and puncture outfit"
An undercover BBC documentary to be screened at some point has revealed that the Tour De France is expected to be a haven for the drugs mafia with many deals taking place using the cars with the bikes on the roof. The motor cyclists look a bit dodgey too.
They also went on to say that the water bottles that get passed around contain red bull. Some of those cyclists are off their heads. UK police are expected to send the drugs Tsar when the tour passes through Britain but if the Czar is going, they said they wouldn't bother.