As the football season draws to a close we are getting unconfirmed reports that Alan Curbishley has gone missing.
At the final whistle Mr Curbishley was seen to be celebrating his sides 1-0 win one minute, the next his head started to get bigger, and bigger, to such a extent that he simply started floating.
Both fans and officials looked on in amazement as Mr Curbishley was seen to be floating over the west stand singing "I'm forever blowing bubbles".
A statement just in from the police not only confirms this story but also expresses their utter amazement, not at Mr Curbishly, but at the result.
