There were 102 spoof news stories published in February 2006. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77
The world's oldest looking man, Freddy Grantabunto died last night aged 77. Ironically, doctors have attributed his death to old age. A retired Malaysian wood-chopper who spent most of his entire life working in the small village of Juntar, Grant...
Read full storyHHH vs Jesus: Who is the real "king of kings"
Stanford,Conn-Wrestlemania is the WWE's version of the superbowl. It the event where the biggest matches are shown on the grandest stage. And no match is bigger than the one announced at WWE headquarters this week. HHH is one of the WWE's top...
Read full storyDavid Copperfield Makes the Moon Disappear, NSA Places Him in Custody
People across the planet gasped in wonder as Copperfield counted to 3, waved some kind of "magic IPod" causing the very MOON to disappear from the heavens. NSA officials, themselves totally awed say that they did not take Copperfield into...
Read full storyBattery Giant Energizer About to Get a Charge for Mascot Mistreatment
ST. LOUIS, MO (AP)-Animal rights activists and environmentalist wackos rallied in the parking lot and thronged around the plant entrance of Energizer Holdings, Inc., home of the world famous Energizer bunny, to protest the unfair and inhuman t...
Read full storyDavid Irving: "Hitler mowed my lawn for free!"
The controversial 'revisionist' historian, Gruppenfuhrer David Irving, has added fuel to his personal pyre by claiming to be a 'beneficient philanthropist' who would 'do anything for anyone'. "Once, when I spilt mustard o...
Read full storyCalvin and Hobbes Come Out of the Closet
For years millions have marveled at the the eerily "close" relationship between adorable little Calvin and his lovable make believe tiger Hobbes. Now, according to "J" magazine readers can finally learn just how "close"...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Plastic Surgery Goes Too Far
In an effort to recapture his youth through yet more plastic surgery, rock superstar/favorite uncle Michael Jackson may have gone too far this time. About 35 years too far.
Read full storyRed bull doesn't give you wings!
It has finally been proven by world scientists that red bull really doesn't give you wings. Yes the great advertising slogan has finally been proven wrong, but it took the scientists a full year of testing and research to figure it out.
Read full storyGarfield Comic Strip Causes Chaos
Several newspapers have been burned to the ground in the past few days. That is, the buildings where the newspapers are published - not the actual papers. Although, presumably, some papers did get burned in the process. Anyway, the culprits behind...
Read full storyPakistanis Envy Ronald McDonald's Feet
LAHORE, PAKISTAN (AP) Swarms of angry Muslims destroyed a McDonald's fast food restaurant today. A crowd of youths focused their attention on a large pair of shoes worn by Ronald McDonald - the brightly colored clown figure known the world over.
Read full storyMike Tyson Says He'll Kill Brad Pitt if Pitt Talks to Robin Givens Again In this Lifetime
(J ONLINE) -> Brad Pitt's former girlfriend Robin Givens, former WIFE of Heavy Weight Boxing Champion Mike Tyson was taken into protective custody by police after Tyson learned of Pitt's and Given's ongoing secret relationship and Tyso...
Read full storyNursery Rhyme Characters Follow Dumpty
Many popular nursery rhyme characters are making millions of pounds from court cases, following the success of Humpty Dumpty's court case supported by the National Accident Helpline. After winning £100,000 from his court case, many other nursery r...
Read full storyKFC Introduce "Feed-Family-For-Year-Sized" Meal Deal
KFC, the global fast food chain specialising in all things chicken, have announced a new "Feed-Family-For-Year" sized portion will be available from their outlets next month.
Read full storyCartoon Riots Create Havoc In Real World
Violent cartoon riots erupted worldwide today, as thousands of cartoon characters waged violent protests decrying the way they've been caricatured by the media in comic books and newspapers around the globe.
Read full storyTrent Comes Out
After many long years in denial and after 7 mediocre records (some of which were actually successful), Nine Inch Nails singer Trent Reznor is done hiding. Not long ago Trent Reznor was putting up with female groupies and women telling him how beautiful he is, which, as he said, he knew a long time ago. Reznor is finally doing the right thing in the opinion of gay rights activists everywher...
Read full storySequel to the Bible is planned by Pope
IT was yesterday announced that the Pope and several other religious parties are planning a sequel to bestseller 'The Holy Bible' as part of their Christmas and New Year celebrations. It is expected that Richard Branson's Virgin company w...
Read full storyTV's "Airport" Star In Blasphemy Outrage
CAMP television presenter Jeremy Spake, who found fleeting fame as the breakout star of BBC1's docu-soap Airport, has angered church groups and Christians worldwide by majestically proclaiming himself as "bigger than God!". He made the...
Read full storyA new WWE Raw and a new McMahon
" Last Monday February 6 , 2006 was the last Raw to ever be televised on Monday nights." confesses Vince McMahon the chairman of WWE.
Read full story"Woody Woodpecker is source of bird humour virus" claim denied
Avian humour scientists were claiming last night that recent outbreaks of the deadly avian humour virus could spell the end of comedy throughout Western Europe and the US if not dealt with immediately by the authorities.
Read full storyDead TV cop Tosh Found Alive And Well
ONE summer, in the late 90s, a nation mourned as one of it's most beloved figures died tragically young as situations spiralled out of control. Newspaper interest in this inspirational figure was at an all-time high and there wasn't a dry eye...
Read full storyPresident Bush taps Harold Hurtt to replace Michael Chertoff
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After hearing Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt's remarks in one of the Police Chief's recent press conferences, President George W. Bush gave praise to Chief Hurtt.
Read full storyHumpty Dumpty Claims Compensation
Humpty Dumpty, a nursery rhyme character who fell off a wall, is to claim compensation over his literally "life-shattering" event - and will not settle until new wall safety laws are brought into action.
Read full storyPitt Cheats on Jolie with Aniston, Jolie goes Postal
"Dog of the month" Brad Pitt somehow woofed his way back into the heart of Jennifer Aniston last night after Paparazzis snapped the former couple cuddling in a backroom booth of an un-named bistro in an un-named part of of an un-named part...
Read full storyDavid Irving In Complete Denial
Holocaust denier David Irving is denying reports that an Austrian court has sentenced him to three years in prison for denying the Holocaust ever happened.
Read full storyWWE Star Joins Legendary Band
A top US wrestling star has quit his job as one of the highest paid performers on Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment circuit to take up a new occupation... as a falsetto-singing Bee Gee. The news, announced last night on the wrest...
Read full storyJack Abramoff Says He Dated George Bush "More Than a Dozen Times"
WASHINGTON (AP)-Documents from indicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff released on Thursday revealed that he dated President George Bush "more than a dozen times," thereby disputing White House claims that Bush did not know the disgraced pointman of a w...
Read full storySpoofNews Expose: Global Fanatics Exposed as Invading Aliens
AREA 51A, LOMA LINDA, CA-SpoofNews has exclusively uncovered a secret so sinister, so diabolical, so horrifying, so unbelievable, yet in the final analysis so typical that it leaves the most naïve and uninformed, the utmost politically savvy a...
Read full storyBan Nursery Rhymes and Fairy Tales NOW!
Would THIS Put You To Sleep??? I was at a friends house the other night as she was singin her baby off to sleep with a children's Lullaby. The song goes as such:...
Read full storyCalamitous Cartoon Capers Crisis
Indigation and outrage is sweeping across the United States of America at a blasphemous depiction of its iconic symbol of, The Dream.
Read full storyArse Transplant Man Faces the World
The heavily disguised 37 year old British arse transplant man appeared before the international media today in his first public appearance since the operation.
Read full storyEU's Bird Flu Solution
The European Union (EU) have come up with a way to stop the distastrous pandemic of H5N1 - more commonly known to the public as bird flu. Their cunning plan to stop the crisis of bird flu spreading further than it already has. The idea is being backe...
Read full storyOsama Bin Laden opens comedy festival
Osama bin Laden officially opened Extremist Comedy Week in Kabul, Afghanistan today. The funniest guys and gals from some of the hottest acts/ comedy clubs from around the area rocked to the festival to support "Extremist Stand Up C...
Read full storyVandals Paint White House Flamingo Pink
WASHINGTON (AP) - White House Security chief Chuck Easley along with 11 subordinates was fired this morning after the entire White House was re-painted last night by intruders without triggering a single alarm.
Read full storyArnold Kicks Off "Give Me 50" Clean Energy Campaign
SAN JOSE, CA -- With a standing ovation Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger came to rural San Jose friday to kick off his "Give Me 50 Campaign" for using cleaner fuels like hydrogen and biodeisel along California's highways. After his speech...
Read full storySwedish Nation not outraged by Muppet Stereotype
Although more than three decades have passed since the first broadcast of a puppet with a big white hat on was shown on prime time television in western europe and the US, recent publications of photographs on the internet depicting an allegedly Sca...
Read full storyAbu Hamza in "JK Rowling recruited me" shock horror
HMP Belmarsh, London; Saturday 11 February 2006 - (Rioters)...
Read full storyThe Licence Fee
NEW YORK (AP) - "We, at the New York Times, believe that the time is right for the introduction of a licence fee to support our continuing activities," remarked Janet L. Robinson, President and Chief Executive Officer, of the prominent...
Read full storyCheny Hunts For Quail, Nails Kerry
Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded Massachusetts senator John Kerry during a weekend quail hunting trip at a south Texas ranch, spraying Kerry in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.
Read full storyBoeing tests passenger plane for the Super Sized
After a week of feverish speculation Boeing finally confirmed it is indeed testing a plane designed to cater for the Super Sized passengers. In the airline industry speak, super sized are exceptionally heavy/ fat passengers, loving also referred to a...
Read full storyRhyming Computer Virus, Worm, Bug Thing Causes Devastation, Is This the End for Civilisation?
A virus is causing havoc on the net,...
Read full storyCheney Accidentally Shoots Leak Case Lawyer
WASHINGTON -- Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a member of his defense team during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.
Read full storyBritish Government Announces Plans to Control Bird Immigration
In a public statement to the House of Commons, the newly-appointed anti-Bird-Flu supremo, Mr. Guy Dog, has said that Britain will prevent the entry of birds with H5-N1 "bird flu" to England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Recognising the ext...
Read full storyShot in the face, the new kicked in the nuts
So the big news flying around (or more accurately walking around in circles waiting for its cage door to be opened so it can slowly walk out and then be immediately shot) is the news that Vice President, Richard “Dick” Cheney viciously shot a 78 year old hunting partner in the face. Mr. Cheney “intended” to shoot a Quail, but instead shot his fellow Quail killer in the face. If only the Quail w...
Read full storyIdol Contestant Expelled for Boring Lifestyle
An Interview with American Idol Evictee, Bobby Bennett...
Read full storyBritt Hume Interviews Aaron Burr's Corpse
Hot on the heels of his EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with Vice President Dick Cheney, FOX's Britt Hume conducted a one on almost one EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with former Vice President Aaron Burr (now b...
Read full storyDisco Opens Cold Fusion Olympic Games
TURIN, Italy (UPDATE) -- Four cold fusion scientists were suspended, and the world's top-ranked calorimetrist, the British Martin Fleischmann, was barred from the Cold Fusion Olympic Games here on Friday. Hours later, Olympic competitors marched into...
Read full storyHarry Hell! Comedian Harry Lodged In Sea Bed
The career of beloved comedian Harry Hill, real name Dr. Harry Hill, took an ironically surreal twist yesterday as it emerged that the star of ITV1's Harry Hill's TV Burp, has admitted that his career may effectively be "over&...
Read full storyDick Cheney Tazers President Bush's Dog Barney
"Reach for the sky Barney" Dick Cheney jokingly told the President's Terrier before pulling the trigger on what Cheney thought to be a toy Star Trek phaser.
Read full storyVictory in Iraq is OURS!!!
Dear readers, Bush's war has not been a failure! I had an epiphany! This hasn't happened yet but it WILL happen! Soon Iraq will have Dunkin Donuts and Little Debby Snack Cakes and McDonalds and all the children will sit at their Playstations and become nice and fat like American kids! Peace and prosperity will rule as Walmart moves in with their Chinese imported jeans and underwear! Some o...
Read full storyCEO Admits He "Farted Way" To Top Of Corporate Ladder
Millionaire businessman, Gary Tubberson, owner of the multi-million Tubberson Packaging Corporation has revealed he has got to where he has in the business world by letting farts so smelly rival negotiators were forced to yield to his demands.
Read full storyBush-Blair plan replaces animal testing with testing on Muslim Prisoners
Reliable sources and documents leaked by those sources reveal last night that Bush and Blair are about to bring an end to a long running controversy in the western world i.e. the testing on animals by the pharmaceutical, defence and cosmetics industr...
Read full storyMuslim Fury Over Unfunny Satirical Cartoons
Fresh protests are being made by Muslims angered by the publication of newspaper cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad arguing that "these cartoons aren't in the slightest bit funny".
Read full storyQuails Attack Quayle
A flock of over 9,000 angry quails attacked former Vice President Dan Quayle at his Phoenix home late Monday. Experts think that the quails, outraged at attempts by a U.S. Vice President to slay one of their own made a wrong turn somewhere around For...
Read full storyCheney Enrolls In Hunting School
The White house announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney has enrolled in a two week course at a South Texas hunting school to try to patch up his hunting skills a bit.
Read full storyJesus' Great Escape
An ancient parchment, recently discovered near Nazareth has been condemned by church leaders as a hoax. Carbon dating proves the document to be approximately 2000 years old. If proved beyond a doubt to be genuine, the whole Christian religion faces ruin. The document takes the form of a letter and although the signature (which has yet to be verified by experts) reads "Big J", som...
Read full storyCheney popularity rockets after attorney take down
Pollsters revealed yesterday Vice President Dick Cheney's popularity has had a massive lift in the aftermath of attorney shooting. Polls taken before the shooting showed Cheney's popularity with voters was at an all time low of 12 percent favorab...
Read full storyTom Cruise and Katie Holmes Continue Playing House
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Recently hired by JCPenney to boost sales of a new line of couches and sofas, former actor Tom Cruise is putting in a lot of overtime in order to earn money to furnish the playhouse he currently shares with child actor Katie Holmes. "L...
Read full storyMice Delighted at Bird Flu Vaccine
Mice researchers are said to be delighted that a vaccine has been found for bird flu.
Read full storyGay Cow Film A Glorious Cinematic Achievement
Brokeback Meadow, the movie adaptation of the acclaimed Annie Moolyx short story, is a movie that looks set to sweep the board at these year's oscars. And of course this is understandable for it is indeed a marvellous film.
Read full storyNew Studies Recommend Eat Lots Of Poison And Plenty Of Fat
According to a new study released today by leading Iraqi scientists, diets that are high in poisons and toxic substances can help you live a more healthier and fruitful life.
Read full storyBush Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush recently concluded a ceremony awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey.
Read full storyAl-Qaeda Corners Cassette Market
Al-Qaeda is dominating a niche business market - cassette tapes.
Read full storyNew Photo of Bush and Abramoff Released
WASHINGTON Earlier this week The New York Times and Time magazine released the first photos showing George Bush at meetings with embattled l...
Read full storyCheney Shooting The Opening Salvo In The Program To Keep Conservatives In Line.
Dismayed with Conservative groups taking pot shots at the Bush Administration for everything from the budget deficit to it's handling of the War in Iraq, the Administration has decided to shoot back. Vice President Dick Cheney's shot-gunning of Conse...
Read full storyDallas Pierce is Suffering from Idiotism ... and he's not alone!
Being passed over for a promotion the other day put me in a really bad state. It took me two Viagra and a half a can of warm Bud just to get out of bed this morning. Though I’m routinely passed over for better jobs, this one really hurt and I can tell you there’s some real soul-searching goes on when it continues to happen … even after skimming through Tony Robbins’ Unlimited Power. Now t...
Read full storyMenzies Shocker: "I Was A Sapphic Spy"
Liberal Democrat leadership candidate Sir Menzies Campbell has admitted that he is a lesbian and once worked for the KGB. In a frank interview with The Disaster, Sir Menzies (pronounced ‘Mingus') disclosed that he has also been responsible for gun-ru...
Read full storyBush declares war on Mother Nature!
After the great storms of 2004 and 2005, which did so much damage to the Caribbean and to the United States of America, President George W Bush has declared war on Mother Nature.
Read full storyMick Jagger in Stable Condition After Rolling Stones Almost Rock the Super Bowl
"Good thing he didn't try Tumbling Dice" physicians said after Mick Jagger collapsed with level 2 aortic cardiac failure following his blazing Super Bowl performance where he danced the equivalent of 1100 yards exceeding the total yarda...
Read full storyDubya Requests $2.8 Googolplex Spending Bill
President George W. Bush has proposed a $2.8 googolplex spending budget for the fiscal year 2007. It is exponentially the largest budget ever proposed by the United States or any other nation; in fact, it is vastly more than the combined gross nation...
Read full storyIranian Nuclear Enrichment Balances the Chi of Middle East
Tehran, Iran - Sanctions? What sanctions? Yes, things are looking up in the cutthroat world of extreme Feng Shui. Laughing in the petulant face of Armageddon, Iranian citizens have turned to the ancient and noble science of random furniture movemen...
Read full storySuspect Arrested in Slaying of Nichole Brown Simpson
CNN BREAKING -> OJ Simpson celebrated the arrest of a possible suspect in the 1994 slaying of Nichole Simpson and Ron Goldman by renting an East LA Radisson ballroom and dancing around in full Roman Toga gear until hotel security forced him and hi...
Read full storyShakespeare Updated
His works have both bored innumerable schoolchildren and inspired writers throughout the world. But have the plays and sonnets gone past their sell-by date?...
Read full storyRubik's Cube Sued Over 'Sleepless Nights'
It is a challenging, perplexing puzzle that has bamboozled many people worldwide. The concept is very simple; a cube split up into coloured squares, which can be moved around - but are hard to arrange that way afterwards. It is the Rubik's cube.
Read full storyBush administration official Zalmay Khalilzad accuses Bush administration of 'meddling'
BAGHDAD -- In what may be one of the harshest complaints against the war and President George W. Bush, the top U.S. diplomat in Iraq released a statement on Monday, in which he accused Bush of "fomenting" chaos in Iraq.
Read full storyHe said Broom not Boom
Guillermo Martinez* had a big loving family and enjoyed big meals. After big meals, he would sweep up with a big broom. On one terrible Christmas night, he threw his beloved broom at US Border Patrol agents and they shot him 171 times.
Read full storyExperts analyzing Cheney tape for clues to future attacks
Washington, DC. American Bar Association hired experts were today busy analyzing Cheney tape aired on America's own version of al-Jazeera i.e. Fox News. ABA spokesman Mr Wayne King told reporters "analysts were scrutinizing the tape by Vice...
Read full storyPresident Bush to take over IROC
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, administration security officials briefed President Bush about Iranian involvement in what the President thought was Iraq. As a result of the briefings, the President ordered the U.S. Ambassador to Iraq, Zalmay...
Read full storyPolice cars to multi-task
News that many police officers in the UK have to take on secondary jobs has led to further announcements by Tony Blair in Parliament.
Read full storyMinor News Skipped by Major Media
For the first time since the start of CNN's 24 hour, "second or third hand" news coverage began in 1980, a minor news event has gone unmentioned in the major media. The event, involving a possible defect in Senator Clinton's control top pantyhose, r...
Read full storyPresident Bush Admits Being Addicted to Oil
Quaker State, 2nd largest producer of refined motor oil acknowledged that yes, President Bush is indeed addicted to it's Synthetic Blend 10-W-40 motor vehicle lubricant. Inside sources say that President Bush's longtime secret addiction cause...
Read full storyBush Taps Bin Laden for FEMA Post
Washington, DC -- President Bush has appointed Osama Bin Laden to fill the vacant seat as the head of FEMA. To rebut recent charges of bungling and mismanagement in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush wanted a "take charge kinda guy&qu...
Read full storyAustria arrests Condoleeza Rice for 'Bush crimes denial'
VIENNA, Austria - Touring Europe and visiting with several heads-of-state to shore up support for a nuclear strike on Iran, Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice made a stop in Vienna, Austria. Greeting Secretary Rice as she exited the plane was Austria...
Read full storyIntelligence Agency Finds Intelligent Designer
The World Intelligence Agency announced today that they've finally found the mysterious "Intelligent Designer" - the one responsible for the creation of mankind and the entire universe.
Read full storyModern Medicine and Pills!
My mom went to the doctor to see about a pain in her shoulder. The doc ran the usual litany of tests including x-rays, EKG, MRI, mammogram, EEG, stress tests, the urinalysis, the electro-cario zuberator and the Machine that Goes *PING* test. After several hours and numerous specialists the doctor gave her the results. "Mrs Babe, I am afraid you have a pain in your shoulder", the d...
Read full storyDubya: "I am linguist bad"
Earlier today, the White House distributed a press statement to newspapers globally. It was transcribed by secretary Sarah Peters as Bush dictated his world-wide message to her. It reads:...
Read full storyCherie 'brain-damaged by Iraq war'
London, UK; 17 February 2006 - (Rioters) Fears are growing in the corridors of power at Whitehall today that the Prime Minister's wife Cherry Bush QC may have become irreversibily brain damaged as a direct result of the Iraq war and is suffer...
Read full storyCindy Sheehan Released, Re-Arrested
WASHINGTON - "Peace Mom" Cindy Sheehan, arrested Tuesday night for wearing an anti-war tee shirt has again been RE-ARRESTED for standing 4 blocks away from the White House and, according to Secret Service agents, "Staring to...
Read full storyAl Qaeda Files Islamic Chapter 11 .. America Finally Safe?
REUTERS (AP) - Bank of Baghdad announced that Al Qaeda has filed for Chapter 11 Islamic bankruptcy protection. Bin Laden has apparently "run out of funds" and, unable, as of yet to successfully launch a post 911 attack on the United States...
Read full storyTony Blair Drafted Into Military
BBC news has disclosed that Prime Minister Tony Blair has received a 'Greetings' letter from the Ministry of Defence, announcing that he has been drafted into the military of her majesty's service, and must report to begin a nine month to...
Read full storyUS to Use Spiritual Warfare to Combat Terror
WASHINGTON - U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced today the appointment of twenty new translators to its language translation program, a key tool in its fight against terrorist acts against the United States. Stating that they needed to...
Read full storyLego Enters the Housing Market
Lego Homes. They're cheap, they're colorful, they snap together in minutes AND they're the latest rage among the rich and the beautiful. Gwyneth Paltrow, proud Lego Home owner says that she and her daughter Apple snapped her beach-side...
Read full storyBush Transfers Power to the Democrats
In a startling event, President Bush has transferred all executive powers and privileges to the Democratic leadership.
Read full storyJudge Alito Resigns
WASHINGTON - Citing "irreconcilable differences" Judge Samuel Alito today told reporters, "I've had it with this Supreme Court crap AND all 8 of those characters behind afore-mentioned crap."...
Read full storySaddam Says Thankless Iraqi's Voted For Bush Cheney And Blair
Former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein said today that he felt betrayed by the Iraqi people.
Read full storyAl Jazeera Resumes Cut-Throat Entertainment
The popular television series "Beheading an Infidel" is scheduled to resume this week on Al Jazzera television.
Read full storyBattle Hardened Cheney warns critics not to equate US with Al Qaida
Fresh from urban combat in the American heartland, US Vice President Dick Chenney was on the offensive again as he delivered his hard hitting speech at the institute of War Studies. He lashed out at civil rights organizations in particularly, US Lawy...
Read full storyGame Over for Raw Superstars
WWE Chairman Vince McMahon announced that Triple H will win the Road to WrestleMania tournament this coming Monday on Raw. And the reason, no one can be WWE Champion except his son-in-law. For the past few years, Triple H has headlined many WrestleMa...
Read full storyFestus In Custody after Airline Boot Bomber Terrorist Threat
"I always thought Ken Curtis looked Iranian" widow of TV star James Arness (Marshall Dillon) said, " I just never thought he would ever try to blow up a commercial airliner while in flight." Ken Curtis, Festus from the T...
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