Delia and Meiwes - "eat me up"
Cookery superstar Delia Smith and well-known German cannibal Armin Meiwes have teamed up to create a new TV series and cookery book - Delia's Long Pig Recipes.Read full story
Upper Management Jobs Outsourced
In a bold move, 85 of the country's largest corporations, including Wal-Mart and telecommunications giant Viacom, announced that they would be outsourcing their upper management positions. The decision came after reading about the positive aspects of...Read full story
Wales Missing, Lemmy linked
The entire country of Wales has disappeared without a trace; many are baffled as it isn't normal for whole nations to disappear without a trace. The only such example of a similar event is Atlantis, the Legendry Island that is said to have disapp...Read full story
Campaign shocker: Drudge Report breaks news of Kerry affair with Matt Drudge - story quickly pulled
In a potentially campaign-ending accusation, it has been reported that presidential candidate John Kerry has had an extramarital affair with Matt Drudge.Read full story
Death Ousted by Sexy Model
The very cornerstone of life as we know it, Death, has been kicked out of office by Lutrecia Martinez - an upcoming magazine model. Death is said to be "slightly devastated" by the news which he received via. SMS on his shiny new PDA.Read full story
Monkeys Briefly Take Over White House
Washington, D.C. - Monday, 2/16/04, 7:35pm Eastern time, escaped monkeys took over the White House. Though rampaging and loudly destroying government property, the group wasn't detected until about 8:57pm the same night.Read full story
George Bush Strategy: Revealed
George Bush has revealed that what he calls his 'government' is in fact "Reality" computer game "The Sims". The action centers around a mansion called "The Wihte Haus" and its inhabitants.Read full story
Bush: We Just Want a Little Peace
In a surprising campaign turnaround, President George W. Bush has cast himself as the ‘Peace Candidate' and has begun portraying Presidential hopeful John Kerry as a warmonger. "Folks don't realize how much of an old hippy I am," President Bush, wear...Read full story
President declares: ‘War on Terror is won, send me no II'
In an address to the nation last night, a delighted G.W Bush declared that the War on Terror has been won. "My fellow Americans. It gives me joy to announce that the War on Terror has finally reached an end. After a fortnight of tough battles, I...Read full story
Primary School Pupils ‘need stretching'.
A new report from the Department for Failing Pupils has come up with a startling recommendation to improve educational standards in English primary schools.Read full story
Disney Rejects Comcast Takeover Offer, Cites Bid's Lack of Catchy Soundtrack
The board of directors of The Walt Disney Company on Monday unanimously rejected a takeover bid from cable giant Comcast Corp. as "a real downer", but said it would consider any higher offer if it were in the form of a musical recording...Read full story
2004 Best and Worst Tressed Male Celebrities.
New York City, NY -- Celebrity Hair stylist to the stars, Jai de la Jai Lai, released his top ten best and worst tressed list today. There were very few surprises. John Kerry, the Democratic frontrunner for the presidential nomination, and Donald T...Read full story
Steve Grossman quits Dean Campaign
Fading Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean today rejected suggestions he withdraw from the race if, as expected, he suffers defeat again Tuesday in what he has called the critical Wisconsin primary.Read full story