Blunkett outlines terror options
Chairman of the Committee for Internal Affairs David Blunkett has outlined the options for terrorism in the UK.Read full story
The Terminator Wants To Terminate the Constitution
Sacramento, CA --Arnold Schwarzenegger, the newly-appointed governor of California, wants to take on the White House. In order to do so, the Constitution will need to be amended, allowing foreign-born citizens to run for the presidency.Read full story
Where Has J. Lo Gone?
Hollywood, Ca --Tabloid journalists all over the globe are still lamenting the breakup of Bennifer. It seems that J. Lo has become quiet, even shunning the press, or so it would seem, since the disastrous relationship finally ended.Read full story
Bush Reverses Stand on Gay Marriage
In a startling about face from his recent comments supporting a Constitutional Amendment to ban gay marriage, U.S. President George W. Bush announced that gay weddings were now "AOK" with him. Bush made the decision after meeting with lob...Read full story
Janet's Nipple Ripple
The aftershocks of Janet Jackson's and Justin Timberlake's strip tease at the Super Bowl are still being felt several weeks later. The latest event to fall victim to the tasteless in-your-face incident is an ABC biopic about Lena Horne.Read full story
Latest Study On Education In America Yields Tragic Results
"We knew it was bad when the kids told us they knew their 'ABG's'," senior analyst Paul Wellmark of the Institute For Minor Education said, Tuesday.Read full story
Bush 'Honors' Hymen
CIA Director George Tenet has said before a Senate hearing that the United States is as "fraught with dangers for American interests" as it was before the take over of Iraq, directly contradicting George Bush's claim that the world is a safer place w...Read full story
Mel Gibson begins work on "Passion II: Electric Boogaloo"
With Mel Gibson's film "The Passion of the Christ" just opening, Gibson announced this morning that he has already begun work on the sequel.Read full story