Ex-Altar Boy Sues Priest for Not Molesting Him

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Boston, Massachusetts -Today, ex-altar boy, Lexy "Yes I am Sexy" Smith, sued the Archdiocese of Boston because he was an altar boy who was never molested.

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New Reality TV Show To Premiere Soon

Funny story: New Reality TV Show To Premiere Soon

Salt Lake City, UTAH -- The Mormons have decided that it was high time to get in on the reality tv wagon. Mormon TV is going to start filming the show "Mormon Bachelor". It will be aired in Utah and several Fox affiliates in the Sout...

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FCC Cleans Up Baseball

In response to the raunchy Superbowl half-time display, the FCC has decided to run a tighter ship. Baseball is the most recent victim of this frenzied censorship, in that baseball signs have been banned altogether. Said FCC spokeswoman Patty O'Fu...

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Passion of the Christ is NOT Passionate

For those of you expecting to see Jesus get his freak on, don't go see the Passion of the Christ. It is not about his passion for Mary Magdalene. It is about scourging, flagellation, violence and crucifixion. The title is so misleading. I heard ''passion" actually meant suffering in Ancient times or something. Well, are they just freaky fetishists or what? We all know about...

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Buses To Run On Time

Funny story: Buses To Run On Time

Transport Minister, Tony McNulty has today announced radical new targets for all forms of public transport to run on time.

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Pope Goes Hip-Hop To Attract Youth Back To the Church

Funny story: Pope Goes Hip-Hop To Attract Youth Back To the Church

Vatican City, Vatican - Cardinal St. Louis, the Pope's right hand man, announced to the world today that "the Pope is dead."...

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Can I get a NAY for marriage?

Did you know that 100% of divorces begin with marriage? That's insane. Perhaps, it is time that we, as a society, take a good, long, hard look at marriage. Does it work? Should we do it? Perhaps getting a marriage license should be a little bit harder than say, getting a driver's license. It's not as if you aren't operating heavy machinery in a marriage, especially with the...

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Labour considers Abolishing BBC

A labour Press Release today confirmed that a recent report commissioned by the Cabinet office has recommended the abolition of the BBC.

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Spoof Editors: It's All Lies!

Spoof Editors are reportedly said to be shocked to find out that none of the stories writer Chuck Terzella has posted on the prestigious news site were true. Paul Lowton of the Spoof has said, " God, this is worse than the Jason Blair scandal at the...

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Bush Man: Your Teacher's a Terrorist

Funny story: Bush Man: Your Teacher's a Terrorist

President George W. Bush's Education Secretary, Rod Paige, has dubbed the National Education Association (NEA) a "Terrorist Organization". The head of the nation's largest Teacher's Union, Osama Bin Laden, speaking from his hideout in Pakista...

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