After the sudden courtship of Deshawn Watson the breakup between the Cleveland Browns and Baker Mayfield was inevitable. With Watson's signing it is now a foregone conclusion, and about to get messy. The most contentious issue now facing both part…
The brazen radio operator that famously told a Russian warship to "go fuck yourselves" has been identified as no other than movie star and former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. It has been reported that the Arnold was there on Snake Island rese…
Ever since Janet Jackson's boob flashed the audience in 2004 your parents have had it in for the Supebowl Halftime Show, and the 2022 show gave them ample ammunition to perpetuate this grumpy trend. You hoped that Snoop Dog's affiliation with Ma…
In his first foray as his own cinematographer Zach Snyder was forced to abandon his signature move, because he apparently couldn't find the "slo-mo button". "I thought it would be really obvious, like a big button or something", the famous filmmak…
After watching the snotty behavior on display from reigning NFL league MVP Aaron Rodgers, a local fantasy football manager decided to try and match his brattish antics with his own uncharacteristic behavior. Tommy Bentrolla, better know by his p…
Republicans have very recently started discussing a new scientific theory that they feel would more accurately reflect the views of their constituents. During a meeting to discuss the ramifications of election results, a contingent of Republican Sen…
Eyewitnesses have reported seeing a bevy of unusual activity at the TCF Center in Detroit as ballot counting continues. One protestor, who asked to remain anonymous, stated, "It started with the barriers. I was really upset when they put those…
QAnon, the popular far right conspiracy cult, has been revealed to actually be a reverse I.Q. test created by the government. Originally designed to see what level of ridiculousness conservatives could get their base to subscribe to, the increasingl…
The latest update to the White House grounds comes compliments of the First Lady with strong encouragement from the President himself. Melania Trump had ordered the removal of the ornamental trees planted by Jackie Kennedy. The original plan was to…
House wife and self declared internet crusader, Betsy Mcflangerhanger, recently re-posted a graphic that came up on her news feed despite the graphic's warning that it had been removed from Facebook. Mrs. McFlangerhanger described the moment she…
After gallivanting around the beaches of Florida, coronavirus strain HKU1 was disappointed to find itself in South Dakota. After hitching a ride on a young party animal who was travelling with college pals, HKU1 was distressed to find out that it ha…
After admitting that he accidentally watched Real Time with Bill Maher sources close to the president have confirmed that Trump has lost control not only of his eyes and ears, but most of the rest of his body as well. Most of the president's recent...
It turns out the latest craze on Facebook doesn't work for everyone, as a middle-aged man finds out, the sad way, that he, in fact, already looks old. Marty Brown, a 47-year-old Iowan, decided to give Face App a try after seeing one of his nieces...
The Pulitzer Prize Board took the unprecedented step in 2019 of bestowing their Poetry award to a man for his Facebook post that celebrated his six-month anniversary to his wife. The award is typically given for a volume of original verse, so it was...
As of yesterday, the word "a" was the final written representation of the English language to be deemed offensive. Snidely McWhiplash, Chairman of the Center for Pain-Free Living, stated that labeling something "a" person or "a" place or thing...
Doctors have concluded that the mystery illness that sickened a large number of passengers traveling from Dubai to New York was Vanilla Ice Exposure. Although, Robert Michael Van Winkle the performer that goes by the name Vanilla Ice was purported t...
In what appears to be a misguided attempt to get a break from their teenage sons, a Nevada couple purposefully attempted to cross the U.S./Mexico border illegally. According to reports, Stan and Fran Druzinski of Winnemucca, Nevada were caught...
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