The brazen radio operator that famously told a Russian warship to "go fuck yourselves" has been identified as no other than movie star and former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It has been reported that the Arnold was there on Snake Island researching a role and location scouting for Expendables 4. The awesome name of the island is thought to be the initial draw that brought the musclebound Austrian to the small Ukrainian island.
It is believed that the troops stationed at the Snake Island compound were in the process of showing Mr. Schwarzenegger around when the Russian warship arrived, threatening an attack.
Sources close to the Arnold have stated that when provided the opportunity to drop one of his patented tough guy lines in a real world scenario Mr. Schwarzenegger just couldn't resist.
His publicist, Max Markson stated, "he really wanted to break out his line from "The 6th Day" but since there were no clones involved Arnold self edited the line to make it more situationally contextual."
After reports surfaced that the troops and likely the Arnold himself have been taken prisoner rather than killed as previously believed Markson continued, "I'm sure Arnold is excited for the opportunity to use one of his trademark lines or even come up with another of his indisputably amazing one-liners as he and the Ukrainian troops mount a dramatic escape."
