MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump, the pathological liar who does not know the meaning of telling the truth, has just sent England’s Queen Elizabeth a text message. According to Prince Charles, the Trumptard asked her majesty i…
When former President Obama heard about the Daniel Craig room at Windsor, he telephoned Queen Elizabeth. But, busy, he had to wait. Finally, ten minutes later she came on the telephone. “Bubbles, what’s going on with giving Daniel Craig a room at…
LONDON – (Satire News) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, will be visiting three countries in early 2022. Her majesty will travel to China, where she will discuss with President Xi Jinping the dreaded fortune cooki…
LONDON – (Satire News) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency has just informed the twice-impeached loser, aka Donald Jonathan Trump, to forget about flying to Britain to play in Upper Tooting’s prestigious Sir Paul McCartney Golf Tournament. BKNA reporter…
LONDON – (Satire News) – The United Kingdom’s Tickety Boo News Agency is reporting that the British Parliament has approved a plan to remodel Buckingham Palace, which is 192 years old. TBNA reporter Neville Twickenbuck, told Piers Morgan, who is c…
HOLLYWOOD, Florida – (Sports Satire) – There is an old expression that says that one stayed a little bit too long at the fuckin’ rodeo. And that is exactly what 59-year-old Evander Jemima Holyfield did. The dummy got greedy and he got his greedy o…
Donald Trump was babbling again on the 20th Anniversary of 9/11. The eloquence of President Biden and that of all the former living presidents on the 20th Anniversary made Donald Trump’s predictable babbling sound and smelled like last week’s garbage…
In a leaked Palace document, Her Majesty, The Queen has revealed that she wants to be buried alongside the Star Wars droid, Artoo Deetoo. In an appendix to her will, The Queen states: "I have always been a huge fan of the Star Wars series of films…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express newspaper has just announced that President Biden has contracted cooking show maven, Paula Deen, who is back in everyone’s good graces, to cook for President Barack Obama’s 60th birthday…
When Donald Trump learned that Queen Elizabeth invited the Bidens for a sleepover at Windsor, he exploded. He never had such an invite. He tried to telephone the Queen and ask why he had never been invited for a sleepover, but the Palace telephon…
“Bubbles, what’s up? Are you going to serve “tea” to Joe Biden and dent our friendly relationship?" “You know my duty, Barry. And rumor has it; Joe can't wait. And it would help if you remembered, I am the Queen. Unlike some of the younger members…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that Marjorie Taylor Greene is angrier than a rooster with erectile dysfunction. It seems that the "Greene Fiene," as Ricky Gervais has tagged her, is upset that her brand new designer…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After two years of negotiations, it is now official that the Los Angeles Galaxy will travel to London to play the Manchester United Red Devils in Wembley Stadium in August. Zorro La Bamba, reporter with the Sports…
WEST HOLLYWOD – (Satire News) – British comedian Ricky Gervais, a man who has insulted presidents, popes, and pop stars commented to Anderson Cooper that he loves the queen, but suggested that at the up-there age of 95, she should seriously consider…
Give the world a break. Pity headlines need not apply. The gal has been around for nearly one hundred years. She’s been Queen of the United Kingdom for seventy years. Waited on hand and foot every day during her Queendom by servants, cooks, ladies in…
There was another stunning revelation in the Meghan Markle v. British Royal Family saga yesterday, when the wife of Prince Harry tweeted that, late last year, at the royal estate in Balmoral, the Queen tried to make Markle pancake-shaped, by driving…
They may be difficult for many people to believe, but the allegations of violent abuse visited upon her by the Queen of England, Elizabeth II, just keep pouring from the mouth of Meghan Markle, like a burst water main. Speaking in confidence to Op…
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