NASHVILLE – (Music Satire) - Gwen Stefani was in Nashville getting her hair done, when she was approached by a reporter with the Rolling Stone. The country singer was asked how her minor surgery had gone. She replied that it went great, and that h…
Not a man to sit on the fence and muse for very long, one of rap's biggest stars, Dr. Dre, has gone into the studio to record a new album that will feature some of his old associates, but also some new names on the scene. Dre, real name Andre Youn…
NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - Two of the rock music world’s greatest icons recently met at a charity event for homeless deer. Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger talked about how President Trump keeps using songs for his campaign pep rallies withou…
GRITS CREEK, Kentucky – (Spoof News) - The President recently heard a new country band as he was playing a round of golf at the Grits Creek International Golf Course. The name of the group is the Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band, which they named in…
A man whose neighbors are having a two-day wedding celebration for one of their daughters, has told of how he was rudely wrenched from his repose this morning, when unpleasant wailing music was blasted out of huge speakers at 5am. Moys Kenwood, 5…
NEW YORK CITY (Satire) – The highly-popular singing sensation, Taylor Swift, has just predicted that her newly-released 8th album will be her greatest ever. She stated that a Louisiana bayou voodoo woman recently told her that her new album, title…
The band, Silicon Weather, who once had hundreds of followers on MySpace, are now in a state of shock after their lead singer, Richie Yellow, 41, abandoned all musical integrity, and joined a covers band. Johnny the guitarist, 43, said ‘I don’t un…
The Office for National Statistics have identified more than seven million five hundred thousand genres/sub-genres of Heavy Metal, some of which is music. Geoff, a manager at the ONS, in charge of the entertainment/music/popular/rock/heavy-metal…
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – Country Music’s reigning hot couple has just been informed by Yippee-Ki-Yay magazine that their new hit, titled “You Helped Me To Get Over Miranda Quicker Than It Takes a Flea to Pee”, has just topped the Billboard Hot 100 Musi…
Minneapolis, MN - Executors for the late music icon, Prince, have announced that they will release what the singer called his masterpiece, The Weeping Feather Trilogy. From the 72-song box set, recorded over three decades, only one song has ever…
NEW YORK CITY – The Roundabout Record Company has announced to the public that they have signed the infamous Lady Gaga to record a new album. A rep for RRC stated that the album will include songs written by Lady Gaga, as well as by Ringo Starr, R…
With US politics turning veritable somersaults during the last few years, latest 'contender for the crown', rapper, Kanye West, has said that, not only does he want to be America's second black president, he also wants to make history as the first se…
A man who was sitting talking to his wife in their shop next to their house this morning, suddenly became aware he was being stared at by one of his step-daughter's teenage friends, and asked her what she was looking at. Moys Kenwood, 57, was deep…
HOLLYWOOD – LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Beyonce and The Chicks have just signed to perform on the “2021 Beyonce & The Chicks - Black & White World-Wide Concert Tour”. The Chicks, whose career has just recently been revitalized w…
A man who was idly daydreaming the other day, started to think about music from his childhood, and remembered that the first 7" vinyl single record he ever bought was The Dooleys 1974 Eurovision Song Contest entry, 'Hands Across the Sea'. Tatty M…
A man who was reading a Wikipedia page about British boogie rock band, Status Quo, and read of the deaths of two members of the band, told of how relieved he was to to discover that founding member, Francis Rossi, was still alive. Moys Kenwood, wh…
A man who was idly daydreaming the other day, started to think about music from his childhood, and remembered that the first vinyl record he ever bought was the 7" single by Status Quo, 'Down, Down' in 1974, when he was just 11 years old. Moys Ken…
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