WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today is reporting that in the history of the U.S. Congress, there has never been a meaner, more Naziesque, more hate-filled bitch or bastard than Marjorie Taylor Greene. TT’s Papaya Bamboo pointed out se…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene, is one of the all-time most hated Washington D.C. politicians in history. BBN's Chipper Caruso added that as far as being a pathological shithead, the butt…
RANCHO SANCHO, California – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that trangender/transsexual Caitlyn Jenner is thrilled to announce that (s)he has become engaged. The former Bruce Jenner, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that her fiancé is Harvey…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Political pundits are all in complete agreement that Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene keeps on saying the most fucked-up shit with each brand new day. The dishwater blonde's latest hormonal rant is th…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has been the former “Divider-in-Chiefs” personal physician for decades. He first saw DJT, back on September 29, 1999, when Trump developed a horrible case of the clap, which he to this day claims he got…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Nancy Pelosi has come up with one of the best descriptions for the skank of all skanks Marjorie Taylor Greene. Pelosi, who hates MTG even more than Eric Trump hates having an extremely low IQ (24), referred to the ‘dishwater blo…
SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – The vice-president was in Sausalito at a high school dedication. The citizens of the town of Sausalito, decided to rename Ronald Reagan High School to Kamala Harris High School. Needless to say VP Harris…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s fellow congressmen and congresswomen have commented that she is looking horribly anorexic, and on top of that she is starting to emit a certain type of body odor, that is native to t…
The headline read: A Pro-Covid Congresswoman Encourages Crowds To Greet Vaccine Door Knockers With Guns What the protein does that mean? Who the protein could be Pro-COVID? Greet vaccine door knockers with guns? Isn’t it against the law to enc…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The group of GOPers, who have been nicknamed “The 5 GOP Goons” spoke before a crowd of 34 people, 17 who were members of the media, and 12 who were anti-GOP Americans. The five shitheads are Matt Gaetz, Louie Goh…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest word coming out of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s filthy, bigoted mouth is that she has agreed to star in her very own reality show. The show to be titled, “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell,” is set to pre…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that the former inhabitant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, snuck into The City That Never Sleeps to make a special live guest appearance on "The Sean Hannity Show." While on the show he was asked w…
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – Cleveland’s Channel 2 Eye-Spectator News has just revealed that the state of Ohio will be cancelling the planned America First rallies that were to be held by alleged lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. The st…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has broken the political-romantic scoop that Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene are officially “An Item.” Carolina Chipotle with BPT spoke with Taylor Greene and she was told by the dishwat…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tucker Carlson and Maria Bartiromo are both reporting that the most disruptive individual to ever set foot in D.C. is with child. Carlson said that he heard it from Sean Hannity, who heard it from Ann Coulter, wh…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s long-time hairstylist Francois "FiFi" Flambeau, recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and revealed that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania, confided to him that he really and truly regrets…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – Marjorie Taylor Greene accompanied her all-time hero and fantasy crush Donald J. Trump to the Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit for a pre-2024 campaign rally. A reporter with Detroit’s Channel 71 Eye-Spectator News estimated…
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