Marjorie Taylor Greene Says That She Is Not As Anorexic As She Looks

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 10 August 2021

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Marjorie Taylor Greene's podiatrist says that she is so damn skinny she looks like a yellow swizzle stick.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s fellow congressmen and congresswomen have commented that she is looking horribly anorexic, and on top of that she is starting to emit a certain type of body odor, that is native to the bayou swamps of Louisiana.

MTG responded by saying in an expletive-laced tirade, that she has lots of mirrors in her double-wide trailer house, and she is not as anorexic as she looks.

Her gardener has said that if she loses anymore weight, she’s going to start looking like a pogo stick with ugly, dishwater blonde, scraggly hair, a moon complected face, and inverted nipples.

Even a fellow Republican recently told Anderson Cooper that Marjorie really needs to start eating a sandwich every now and then, before bartenders start using her as a swizzle stick.

Meanwhile MTG’s boyfriend, Matt “The Creep” Gaetz says that he doesn’t care if she gets down to 14 pounds, she is still the best piece of ass that he has ever had, and he has had at least 11...legal ones.

And in Fast Food News. Executives at Jack-in-the-Box say that they have no plans to change their name to Jackie-in-the-Box, and if the Female Federation of America does not like it, then, as they say in Kansas City - "Tuff titty said the kitty."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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