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Funny story: Mary Elizabeth Truss Is The New Prime Minister of The United Kingdom And The British Ladies Are Thrilled

Mary Elizabeth Truss Is The New Prime Minister of The United Kingdom And The British Ladies Are Thrilled

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The United Kingdom has a new prime minister, or prime mistress, as they are referred to in Iceland. The new leader of the British Conservative Party is Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss (MEAT) and the ladies of Great Britain are po…

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Funny story: The BBC Reports That Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson May Be Moving To The United States

The BBC Reports That Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson May Be Moving To The United States

LONDON - (UK News) - The BBC is reporting that word out of 10 Downing Street is that former Prime Minister Boris Johnson is seriously contemplating moving to the US, now that he is no longer the UK prime minister. An unnamed source inside the Brit…

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Funny story: Rolls Royce Is Recalling 73,902 Defective Automobiles

Rolls Royce Is Recalling 73,902 Defective Automobiles

GOODWOOD, Engand - (UK Satire) - The British press is reporting that the Rolls Royce Co. of Britain is having one of the biggest automobile recalls in the company's history. Bathsheba Crispberger, 37, a spokesperson for Roll Royce, has stated that…

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Funny story: Political Experts Predict The Democrats Will Take The US Senate

Political Experts Predict The Democrats Will Take The US Senate

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Political pundits from Beaver Lips, Oregon to Duck Dung, Alabama, are all predicting that the Dems are going to do some big time ass-kicking, and when the damn dust settles, the US senate will be as blue as the waters…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says Donaldo Is Looking Old As Shit!

Melania Trump Says Donaldo Is Looking Old As Shit!

NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - It is no secret that Donald and Melania have been estranged for several months now. Melly lives in New York City and the damn traitor (aka Trump) resides in Mar-a-Liar, with his bevy of inflatable plastic sex dolls, h…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Says That Trump The Treasonous Traitor Needs To Go To Hell and Stay The Fuck There

Elon Musk Says That Trump The Treasonous Traitor Needs To Go To Hell and Stay The Fuck There

AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who along with his business partner Jeff Bezos, are the two richest men in the world, recently sat down with Gazebo Serengeti with The Austin Texan World Newspaper, and had a long talk about Tesla, the price…

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Funny story: The FBI Wants To Know What The Hell 34 Gold Bars From Fort Knox Where Doing Stashed Underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's Bed

The FBI Wants To Know What The Hell 34 Gold Bars From Fort Knox Where Doing Stashed Underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's Bed

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The United States FBI is very interested in finding out what 34 gold bars from The Fort Knox Gold Depository were doing stashed underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's bed at the Trump family Mar-a-Liar complex. The agen…

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Funny story: Camilla Parker Bowles Botox Procedure Causes An Unsightly Crotch Rash

Camilla Parker Bowles Botox Procedure Causes An Unsightly Crotch Rash

LONDON - (British Satire) - Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of King Charles III, is quite upset at her recent botox procedure. It seems that the gynecologist who performed the operation had been drinking a little bit too much Stella (Artois) beer.

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Funny story: Prince William and Prince Harry Have Not Spoken In 4 Months As Their Royal Brother Feud Continues

Prince William and Prince Harry Have Not Spoken In 4 Months As Their Royal Brother Feud Continues

LONDON - (UK News) - The two sons of Prince Charles and the late Princess Di, William and Harry have not talked to each other in over 120 days. The royal bros, as Ricky Gervais calls them, are both acting like little girls instead of like grown me…

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Funny story: The FBI Raid On Mar-a-Lago Turned Up Dozens of Nude Photos of Ann Coulter, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Hope Hicks

The FBI Raid On Mar-a-Lago Turned Up Dozens of Nude Photos of Ann Coulter, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Hope Hicks

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Entertainment Satire) - The FBI raid on Mar-a-Liar, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has pegged Trump The Traitor's home, has uncovered tons of illegal stuff that could land the Orange Blossom Special (Don Trump) in prison for up to 4…

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Funny story: Thoroughbred Racing World Magazine Names Bob Baffert The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year

Thoroughbred Racing World Magazine Names Bob Baffert The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The quintessential horse racing publication, Thoroughbred Racing Magazine has just named trainer Bob "The Silver Fox" Baffert "The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year." Baffert has trained more thoroughbre…

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Funny story: According To The BBC, 92% of All Buckingham Palace Royal Guards Want Cheryl Cole To Be The Next Prime Minister of Great Britain

According To The BBC, 92% of All Buckingham Palace Royal Guards Want Cheryl Cole To Be The Next Prime Minister of Great Britain

LONDON - (UK News) - The London Daily Informer has just informed the British pubic that the Buckingham Royal Guards union has just expressed overwhelmingly that they would like to see Brit singer Cheryl Cole become the next prime minister of England.

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Funny story: Madonna Is 64, But Her Rough-As-Hell Manly-Looking Hands Look Like She's In Her 80's

Madonna Is 64, But Her Rough-As-Hell Manly-Looking Hands Look Like She's In Her 80's

NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - Madonna, aka "The Material Girl" has now become "The Material Grandmother." The songstress lives in New York's Upper East Side, but has apartments in Cleveland and Detroit. Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Is No Longer The Leader of England, But Unlike Trump The Traitor - Johnson Will Not Whine, and Whimper, and Act Like a Predatorial Racist Pussy

Boris Johnson Is No Longer The Leader of England, But Unlike Trump The Traitor - Johnson Will Not Whine, and Whimper, and Act Like a Predatorial Racist Pussy

LONDON - (British Satire) - Boris Johnson is no longer the leader of Great Britain. But at least when he left office he left with class, dignity, and secure in the fact that he did his very best. Ginger Beer, a reporter with The Bee's Knees News A…

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Funny story: The Buckingham Palace Souvenir Shop's Number 1 Seller Is The Queen Elizabeth On A Fox Hunt Bobblehead Doll

The Buckingham Palace Souvenir Shop's Number 1 Seller Is The Queen Elizabeth On A Fox Hunt Bobblehead Doll

LONDON - (UK News) - Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart has just stated that the top selling item in the Buckingham Palace Souvenir Shop is the bobblehead doll that depicts her majesty, the queen, sitting on her favorite horse, "Buffy," while on…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Writes A Song About Her Sexually Exciting Orgasms

Taylor Swift Writes A Song About Her Sexually Exciting Orgasms

MEMPHIS, Tennessee - (Celebrity Satire) - Taylor Swift, who has had more hit songs than Budweiser has beer bottles, has just released her latest (soon-to-be-a-hit) song. Taylor who pens 97% of all of her songs, informed Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Y…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros Continue Kicking Everyone's Ass In Major League Baseball

The Houston Astros Continue Kicking Everyone's Ass In Major League Baseball

HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - Even with losing super star Carlos Correa to the Minnesota Twins, the high-flying Astros are still dominating the entire MLB. Sports writers from all over the nation, including Sports Bet Gazette scribe Zorro La Bamba a…

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