SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - The Bravisimo Network is reporting that the famed American exploring team of Bettabicker and Fernandez has just discovered the largest volcano in history. The team of explorers came upon the volcano, w…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti spoke with Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, and she reports that he is not a happy camper by any means. Jerry's star player, quarterback Dak Prescott, seems to get hurt every 4th or 5th game.
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - The fella who many say makes Jack The Ripper look like a Vatican choirboy is having a fuckalicious fit trying to find a lawyer to represent him. The Drive Thru News Agency reports that there isn't a decent, ho…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word on the streets of New York City is that the man who is more evil than the fucking devil himself, is seeking therapy. Donald Trump was in "The Big Apple," to find a therapist who can take him on as a client, and…
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - (World Satire) - The Cosmos News Service has just learned that the government of Saudi Arabia is contemplating invading the country of Bolivia. CNS writer Armada Aquatica stated that the reason is because a Bolivian publicat…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of 10 Downing Street in London, state that Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss will be appearing in a commercial for the largest fast food franchise in the world; McDonalds. Lizzy, as her husband, her two daughte…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (US Satire) - President Biden has received and read the CIA report on voting irregularities found in Wyoming regarding the 2020 Presidential Election count. A spokesperson for the CIA stated that GOP members who were on the Wyo…
NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - When it comes to getting ass, there is no celebrity who gets more than "Saturday Night Live" cast member Pete "The Meat" Davidson. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle, Pete is consider…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Camilla Parker has said that now that her husband Charles, has just been crowned King Charles, there is no woman in the entire universe who is happier than her. And her new Royal title is now, Camilla, Queen Consort…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Everyone knows that Prince William, one of Queen Elizabeth's grandsons loved to go on fox hunts with his granny. Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News, said that Wils was thrilled when he learned from his dad, King Cha…
DENVER, Colorado - (Satire News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just broken the story that the Colorado Senate has voted 91 to 4, with 5 abstentions to prohibit the former Golfer-in-Chief from ever setting foot in the Rocky Mountain State. The vote…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Jerry Jones has just informed the news media that he had a very serious heartfelt talk with his entire Cowboys cheerleading squad. According to Dottie Bazooka, with The Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, he let the "Cowgals…
CARACAS,Venezuela - (World Satire) - Two of Colombia's top cocaine producing cartels have just informed Putin that effective immediately they will no longer ship cocaine to Russia. A spokesperson for the two cartels, who identified himself as Dona…
EL SEGUNDO, California - ((Satire News) - Hurricane Kay, a category 3 hurricane slammed the hell out of Southern California. SoCal meteorologists were stunned to see a hurricane travel all the way from Africa, enter the Atantic Ocean, then enter i…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It is being reported by The Global Source News Agency that Queen Elizabeth, who owned the largest collection of hats in the entire world, has left them all to her daughter-in-law, Meghan Markle. The wife of the que…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The London Dispatch-Messenger Newspaper has revealed that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, who was an avid tea drinker, left her favorite gold-plated Keurig Tea Maker to her best friend, Piers Morgan. Morgan is considered to be…
OSLO, Norway - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Norway) has just reported that the on-going sardine shortage could ruin the nation's economy. Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Store replied sadly that the country's leading export product sardines…
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