NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Pretzel Garibaldi has become the number one porn star in America. And the stunningly sexy, and gorgeously beautiful actress just keeps on getting more and more popular, and not just with the viewing porn public, whi…
NEW YORK CITY - Alex Betty Jones, the male man who is getting very damn close to replacing Donald Trump as the most hated male in America, keeps on spewing his hate-filled, angry, baseless rhetoric. His latest unfounded rambling is that he believe…
MOBILE, Alabama - (Satire News) - The Cotton Ball State of Alabama, voted overwhelmingly for Trump in the 2020, landslide election, which was won quite easily (and legally) by Joe Biden. There is no doubt in any intelligent person's mind that "Mos…
ZAGREB, Croatia - (World Satire) - The Republic of Croatia has the smallest navy in the entire world. The president of Croatia is Zoran Milanovic, who once dated Dame Judi Dench of the United Kingdom. The population of the country is 3,804,191…
NAIROBI, Kenya - (World Satire) - The president of Kenya, William "Billy" Ruto, has just informed the world news media that his country will be joining six other countries; including the US, England, Cambodia, and Afghanistan in assisting Ukraine in…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Most US psychiatrists agree that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is as delusional as they come. The sexual pervert, who has oatmeal for brains, is STILL insisting that he won the 2020 presidential election; and…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - Gov. DeSantis, of Florida, who many people say looks even uglier than Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani may just have disqualified himself from running for re-election. The governor who along with Texas Gove…
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - The Jungle Times News Agency of Cambodia has informed the Cambodian citizens that The Cambodian Weather Guild has put out that experts are fearful of an impending earthquake that could be quite devastating. The CWG notes tha…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, recently sat down with Petula Tart, with The Ta Ta For Now News Agency. He talked about what he wants for his beloved United Kingdom. He wants to address the rising cost of crumpets, and the fog situation w…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – During the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, members of the FBI and the Navy Seals found a highly secret, classified video of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump meeting with known terrorist leaders at The Hotel Ohh La La in New Or…
NEW YORK CITY (Satire News) - Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just compiled a list of coliseums, arenas, and stadiums in the United States that Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones stated are their favorite all-time venues. Buck Yazoo, senior writer for…
DETROIT, Michigan - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency took a poll and found out that there are now officially "Trump Sucks" billboards up in every state in the entire nation; including Alabama which is a Trumpturd state that is redder th…
ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The state of Georgia has just banned the Rhythm Method of Birth Control. The state's leading gynecologist, Dr. Eunice F. Heppnerwald, 43, said that after conducting a 13 month research study, she has learned that…
LA PAZ, Bolivia – (World Satire) – The Global Source News Agency is reporting that the South American government of Bolivia has just purchased a nuclear weapon from the Republic of China. According to GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, Bolivia wants the w…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Melania Trump sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and she did not hold back with her comments. De Gallo asked Mrs. Trump, who is seeking a divorce from her fucked up racist asshole husband, (Donaldo) ab…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the wife of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has told him that she is thinking of filing for adivorce. Zorro La Bamba with SBG has learned that Tom's wife, B…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the biggest feuds in recent memory is the one between Ivanka Trump and her goldigging step-mother Melania Kravs Trump. It's well-known that for years now, Melania cannot stand the fact that "Vanki" allows her…
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