ZAGREB, Croatia - (World Satire) - The Republic of Croatia has the smallest navy in the entire world.
The president of Croatia is Zoran Milanovic, who once dated Dame Judi Dench of the United Kingdom.
The population of the country is 3,804,191 people. And out of those 3,802,593 are vegan.
President Milanovic, who received his master's degree from Solid State University in San Antonio, Texas, informed the news media that Croatia has the littlest navy in the entire world, which includes a crew of seven sailors and a 14¼ foot naval canoe.
The canoe named the "CS Beaver," was purchased back in 2002, from Venezuela at a cost of $825 [US].