MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Melania Trump sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and she did not hold back with her comments.
De Gallo asked Mrs. Trump, who is seeking a divorce from her fucked up racist asshole husband, (Donaldo) about her romantic involvement with NBA super star LeBron James of the Los Angeles Lakers.
Melly replied that she and old shithead (Trump) have hit the seven-year-itch, and she realizes that she made a big mistake marrying the womanizing, habitual liar, whom she said will not change even once he goes to prison and gets his ass turned into the ass of an ugly-as-shit-looking woman.
SIDENOTE: Melania said that LeBron told her that the inmate bruthas can hardly wait to get to know "Miss Donna," as the Sing Sing inmates are referring to Donald Trump.
