ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The state of Georgia has just banned the Rhythm Method of Birth Control.
The state's leading gynecologist, Dr. Eunice F. Heppnerwald, 43, said that after conducting a 13 month research study, she has learned that the RMBC was ONLY effective in 1 in 289 women who incorporated the "Musical Method" as it is called west of the Mississippi River.
Dr. Heppnerwald said that a woman would probably get better results by spraying her hooha (vagina) with a driveway pressure hose than relying on the "MM".
SIDENOTE: A 29-year-old woman in Quaker Oats, Pennsylvania revealed that after having six children in seven years, she decided to use the Rhythm Method Birth Control, and she leaned that she got pregnant within 35 minutes.
