The Hate Between Ivanka and Melania Trump Is So Damn Thick You Can Cut It With a Butter Knife

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 15 September 2022

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"Melania and Ivanka hate each other as much as prostitutes hate yeast infections." -RUDY GIULIANI

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the biggest feuds in recent memory is the one between Ivanka Trump and her goldigging step-mother Melania Kravs Trump.

It's well-known that for years now, Melania cannot stand the fact that "Vanki" allows her perverted daddy to kiss her on the mouth, the way he used to kiss his hot, sexy piece of ass Stormy Daniels.

Melly, as her boyfriend LeBron James calls her, even said that Donaldo once told her that he thinks that Ivanka and Stormy could be twins.

He then added that on a scale of 1 to 10, both are 10s in the French kissing department.

As everyone in their immediate family knows full well, including Trump's soon-to-be-daughter-in-law Kimberly Guilfoyle there is no fucking love lost between Melania and Ivanka.

SIDENOTE: One of the Mar-a-Lago cooks says that the hatred between the stepmother and the stepdaughter is so thick that you can cut it with a knife.

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