WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – During the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, members of the FBI and the Navy Seals found a highly secret, classified video of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump meeting with known terrorist leaders at The Hotel Ohh La La in New Orleans.
In the video the Trumptard can be seen giving a high ranking member of The Taliban the blueprints to the very latest state of the art aircraft carrier.
DJT is also shown giving an Isis leader the combination lock numbers to the main entrance to the Capitol building.
Trump has said that since he was the part-time president, he is entitled to take whatever the fuck he wants from the White House, including silverware, towels, paintings, lamps and money that belongs to the American taxpayers. ■
