Trump AKA The Tiny Fingered Delusional Bitch STILL Insists That He Won

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 17 September 2022

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Trump glanced at Melania's voting ballot and he was shocked to see she voted for Biden.

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Most US psychiatrists agree that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is as delusional as they come.

The sexual pervert, who has oatmeal for brains, is STILL insisting that he won the 2020 presidential election; and by 16 billion votes. (Yes billion with a "B").

According to Dylan Fresco, with The Watchdog News Agency, Trump should be put in a straight jacket and placed in a Home For The Utterly Deranged, Schizophrenic, Psychotic, and Paranoid.

British information guru Piers Morgan, noted that if “Traitor Trump” lived in China, Iraq, or Cambodia, he would have been tased, handcuffed, and placed in a padded room for the rest of his life.

In the video, the known racist (aka Donald Trump), is shown giving the terrorist leaders the blueprints to the inside of the Pentagon, the White House, and Madison Square Garden.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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