Alex Jones With Infor Wars Keeps Getting Stupider, More Ignorant, and More Racist By The Day

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Sunday, 18 September 2022

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Jones The Nazi's body is made up of 39% fat, 36% stress, and 25% ugly!

NEW YORK CITY - Alex Betty Jones, the male man who is getting very damn close to replacing Donald Trump as the most hated male in America, keeps on spewing his hate-filled, angry, baseless rhetoric.

His latest unfounded rambling is that he believes 104% that El Nino and his sister La Nina were developed in Costa Rica, and shipped to the US via FedEx, in order to wreak havoc all over the nation.

Vice-President Kamala Harris has said that if stupidity and ignorance were money, Jones would be one tremendously overweight, damn, low-life billionaire.

Alex The Asshole, as Oprah Winfrey has nicknamed him is so evil and so hateful, that his own mother Beulah Boo Jones told a writer with GOPicky Magazine, that she is now claiming that she adopted him when he was just 9 days old.

SIDENOTE: Alex's mom says that the big, fat turb of reconstituted animal fat, actually popped out of her body, and she has the Polaroids to prove it.

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