Ron "The Turd" DeSantis May Be Ineligible To Run For Governor of Florida

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 17 September 2022

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Melania recently revealed that she caught Donaldo and Ronnie totally nude in one of the Mar-a-Lago guest bedrooms.

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - Gov. DeSantis, of Florida, who many people say looks even uglier than Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani may just have disqualified himself from running for re-election.

The governor who along with Texas Governor Greg "Dick Face" Abbott are the two most hated governors in the nation since the long ago days of Alabama racist governor George C. Wallace and Georgia racist governor Lester Maddox, seem to relish doing shit that is, truth be told wrong, hateful, arrogant, and downright fucked up.

DeSantis recently sent seven busloads of illegal Cuban immigrants to Brooklyn. He then sent six busloads of illegal Cuban immigrants to Wyoming, and just recently he sent nine busloads of illegal Cuban immigrants to Ontario, Canada.

And that kind of shitass shenanigans could very well render him ineligible to hold public office in the "Plywood State" (Florida).

President Trudeau asked if DeSantis is some kind of Nazi, asshole who has nothing better to do than to act like the latest version of Trump's hero, Mr. Nazi himself, Adolf Hitler.

SIDENOTE: In an example of the old Las Vegas expression "Tit For Tat," Trudeau has sent 19 busloads of known Taliban, Al Qaeda, and Isis members from Canada down to Tallahassee where Ron the GOP Douche Bag resides.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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