MOBILE, Alabama - (Satire News) - The Cotton Ball State of Alabama, voted overwhelmingly for Trump in the 2020, landslide election, which was won quite easily (and legally) by Joe Biden.
There is no doubt in any intelligent person's mind that "Moscow Donald" got his orange ass kicked six ways from Sunday, as they say in the backwoods state of Arkansas.
But the delusional, Don Quixote-like evil, US tax evading, Vietnam War draft dodging Trump STILL falsely believes in his tiny, little demented mind that he won.
In fact Don The Con, as his ex-best friend Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani pegged him, actually believes in his predatorial head that he won the election.
He notes that the only reason why Biden won was because tens of millions of space aliens from Mars, Neptune, Saturn, and Uranus voted (illegally) for Biden, a kind, caring, God-fearing man, who has more class in one of his teeth that the Trumpturd has in his entire fat-ass body. ■
