CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - (Satire News) - One of the most popular singers of today, Taylor Swift has just told BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, that she is looking forward to the day when the biggest racist on the planet (that be one scumbag Donald Jon…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - NASCAR queen, Danica Patrick was in New York City filming a commercial for the brand new Cinderella Brand Ribbed Condoms that have just hit the prophylactic market. She was asked by Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - According to Turnstile Review writer Buckaroo Kazoo, one of the happiest couples in the nation is Tom and Gizele (Brady). The couple do everything together, having traveled to 89 of the world's 196 nations, i…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that dedicated fans of Dancing With The Stars, who have been devoted watchers of the dance show are extremely furious. De Gallo stated that the powers that be at ABC deci…
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - (World Satire) - The government of Sweden says that there is a tremendous shortage of snow, the likes of which the nation has never seen before. A spokesperson for The Swedish Weather Guild (SWG) has commented that the Swedish…
PARIS - (Satire News) - The French government, such as it is, is totally placing the entire blame for unheard of high temperatures square on the fat belly of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The French, who have been known to wave the white flag dur…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new prime minister of England, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss has informed the UK news media that she will not waver from Prime Minister Boris Johnson's policy decision to aid Ukraine in their fight against the evil, tyrannical…
MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - In this day of politically correct this and politically correct that, now comes this, down the sports pike. The powers that be at the NCAA have just informed the dean, the president, and the school board that the…
RICHMOND, Virginia - (Satire News) - The Alpha Beta News Agency has just announced that Sen. Michelle Kettlewood (D-Appomattox), who voted against banning porn in the state of Virginia has now made news. Sen. Kettlewood, 48, who every male senator…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - In a move that has shown just how compassionate the new British Prime Minister Liz Truss really and truly is, the PM has just informed True Dat News, that her personal foundation has just donated £70,000 [$80,000 - US] worth of…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - There is very secretive world that goes on behind the scenes of the National Football League. According to Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti, who spent two years as a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys, she reve…
HOLLYWOOD - (Celebrity Satire) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin, has said that a singer that she has known for many singers, Britney Spears, has a very interesting fetish habit. Miss Spears, told Tahiti that just in the past thr…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck is reporting that UK Prime Minister Liz Truss, has just offered the position of Buckingham Palace press director to Piers Morgan. The new PM said that she has known Piers for many years…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Poll Agency reports that most of the world's nations have insisted that the Russian military leave Ukraine immediately (if not sooner). A representative for 193 nations (out of 197) said that there i…
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida - (Satire News) - The Proud Boys have become the most far-right, extremist, neo fascist group in the entire nation. The group is known as "America's Home Grown Terrorist Clan." They obeyed their unofficial leader Donald Jon…
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Lewd Libido Films will soon begin filming the highly-anticipated vampire motion picture titled, "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia." The movie will star Nina D…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - According to Kitty Segovia, with the iNews News Agency everyone in Texas knows, that the sitting governor Greg Abbott (no pun intended), is without a doubt one extremely hated, evil, turd-sucking bastard. And regard…
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