TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - According to Turnstile Review writer Buckaroo Kazoo, one of the happiest couples in the nation is Tom and Gizele (Brady).
The couple do everything together, having traveled to 89 of the world's 196 nations, including Russia three times.
The two also have lots and lots of money. And in fact they own their own matching 2022 Lamborghini's in the Bucs color scheme, a humongous yacht, and a private 747 jet.
Kazoo reports that Gizele is sick and tired of Tom thinking and doing football 99% of the time.
She noted that the two have not had coitus in over 13 months.
Tom asked if mutual masturbation counts as sex. He was told that it certainly did.
Kazoo asked Tom if there was another woman in his life. He replied, "Hell no!"
When Kaz asked Gizele if there was another man in her life, she paused for a second. Pondered the question and then replied, "Ah no, that would have to be a no." [WINK-WINK].
